The controversial Zack and Miri Make a Porno opens this weekend. This movie scored a major public relations coup when the MPAA refused to endorse the poster for the film - apparently it implied mutual oral sex. The studio wisely played off that by releasing a poster that said this movie is so titillating that we can only show you this drawing, and then there are two stick figures. Of course there is also the fact that the editors had to do some serious cut-work to back the film off its original NC-17 rating. The plot is, Zack and Miri are apparently long-time plutonic friends that decide one day to go make a porno to make some cash.
While this promises to be hilarious, I'm kinda getting Seth Rogen-ed out. I loved Superbad and Knocked Up, but Pineapple Express really did me in for awhile. Though, this one is directed by Kevin Smith, not Judd Apatow, so maybe it will take a decidedly different direction than the previous flicks. In any event, it promises to get a lot of chuckles.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
The Birthday Dinner
There was recently an article in Slate (that I'm way too lazy to find the link for) bemoaning birthday dinners as we grow into our later 20's and early 30's. You know the events, crammed in a loud restaurant in between a lot of people you don't know - and when the check comes it always seems to split out against your favor. Plus there is the invariable drama that will ensue by the end of the evening.
But it doesn't have to be this way. Some tips to throwing a successful birthday dinner.
- Set your own expectations. This is dinner out with your friends, not a wedding for 300 guests. It's a birthday, and God willing you'll have another one next year, so relax a bit and realize it doesn't have to be perfect.
- Keep in mind the price point. Sure, you may be willing to drop $150 on dinner if it's your birthday, but what about everyone else at the table? Because sure enough, you're going to be invited to theirs, so please be considerate. Also don't be offended if people can't make it, they may honestly not be able to afford dinner at a modest restaurant and are embarassed by that - cut some slack and see if they want to meet up for a drink some other time to celebrate.
- And for pete's sake people, pay your own damned check. If people want to buy you something, go out after and they can buy you a shot. They don't want to buy you dinner any more than you want to buy them dinner on their birthday - it all evens out in the end, lets just stop this madness. (does not apply to family members or people you may be sleeping with)
- Keep the crowd small. We all have segregated groups of friends with some blurred lines. You have your work friends, your weekend friends, your football friends, your friends from home, etc. Chances are a lot of these people won't know each other and don't have anything to talk about. Choose a small group of your core friends that you know and that will get along well together. This cuts down on the hassle, makes the evening easier for everyone, and ensures you'll have a better (Drama-free) evening. Plus its a good excuse if people get pissed they aren't invited - it's not a blow out, just a small dinner.
- If need be, do the two-tiered event. Go out to the nice restaurant with a small group, but then tell everyone you know that you'll be at (name) bar at a certain time (after dinner) if they want to stop by. This makes everyone feel included and doesn't put undue pressure on you to have a huge table at the restaurant.
- Organize your own. Don't tell a friend of yours to just handle it and then back out of the situation, otherwise you'll end up at a restaurant you don't like surrounded by people you don't know. And those not invited will STILL be pissed at you that they weren't - even though you didn't organize.
Some suggestions for a birthday night in the DC area:
- Dinner with four of your friends at Central followed by drinks, games, and a larger crowd at Rocket Bar in Chinatown
- For the ladies, dinner at Bistro Lepic or Mendocino in Georgetown, then go shaky your booties on M street.
- For the gents, hit up your favorite sports bar for a full Sunday of watching football, drinking too much, and eating ubiquitous ground meat products. Or in the spring/summer, buy the cheap tickets at the baseball game and camp out at the bar in left field.
But it doesn't have to be this way. Some tips to throwing a successful birthday dinner.
- Set your own expectations. This is dinner out with your friends, not a wedding for 300 guests. It's a birthday, and God willing you'll have another one next year, so relax a bit and realize it doesn't have to be perfect.
- Keep in mind the price point. Sure, you may be willing to drop $150 on dinner if it's your birthday, but what about everyone else at the table? Because sure enough, you're going to be invited to theirs, so please be considerate. Also don't be offended if people can't make it, they may honestly not be able to afford dinner at a modest restaurant and are embarassed by that - cut some slack and see if they want to meet up for a drink some other time to celebrate.
- And for pete's sake people, pay your own damned check. If people want to buy you something, go out after and they can buy you a shot. They don't want to buy you dinner any more than you want to buy them dinner on their birthday - it all evens out in the end, lets just stop this madness. (does not apply to family members or people you may be sleeping with)
- Keep the crowd small. We all have segregated groups of friends with some blurred lines. You have your work friends, your weekend friends, your football friends, your friends from home, etc. Chances are a lot of these people won't know each other and don't have anything to talk about. Choose a small group of your core friends that you know and that will get along well together. This cuts down on the hassle, makes the evening easier for everyone, and ensures you'll have a better (Drama-free) evening. Plus its a good excuse if people get pissed they aren't invited - it's not a blow out, just a small dinner.
- If need be, do the two-tiered event. Go out to the nice restaurant with a small group, but then tell everyone you know that you'll be at (name) bar at a certain time (after dinner) if they want to stop by. This makes everyone feel included and doesn't put undue pressure on you to have a huge table at the restaurant.
- Organize your own. Don't tell a friend of yours to just handle it and then back out of the situation, otherwise you'll end up at a restaurant you don't like surrounded by people you don't know. And those not invited will STILL be pissed at you that they weren't - even though you didn't organize.
Some suggestions for a birthday night in the DC area:
- Dinner with four of your friends at Central followed by drinks, games, and a larger crowd at Rocket Bar in Chinatown
- For the ladies, dinner at Bistro Lepic or Mendocino in Georgetown, then go shaky your booties on M street.
- For the gents, hit up your favorite sports bar for a full Sunday of watching football, drinking too much, and eating ubiquitous ground meat products. Or in the spring/summer, buy the cheap tickets at the baseball game and camp out at the bar in left field.
The Weekend Edition
Let's face it, this weekend is all Halloween, all the time. See last week's Halloween post for more details. A few highlights:
Tonight - Helix Lounge hosts its pumpkin carving contest - starts at six, get there early as there are limited pumpkins.
Friday - Nightmare on M street bar crawl around Dupont. Various bar specials from 15 bars, but be warned, the most popular places get PACKED so hit the less vibrant of the 15 for a better time (and any shot at a drink). There is also a B-horror movie marathon at the Arlington Draft House if you're into those sorts of flicks.
Saturday - Halloween festivities continue with a big costume party at Fur nightclub. Kidz in the Hall is also at Rock n Roll Hotel.
Sunday - Turn back those clocks. Extra hour of bar time!
Tonight - Helix Lounge hosts its pumpkin carving contest - starts at six, get there early as there are limited pumpkins.
Friday - Nightmare on M street bar crawl around Dupont. Various bar specials from 15 bars, but be warned, the most popular places get PACKED so hit the less vibrant of the 15 for a better time (and any shot at a drink). There is also a B-horror movie marathon at the Arlington Draft House if you're into those sorts of flicks.
Saturday - Halloween festivities continue with a big costume party at Fur nightclub. Kidz in the Hall is also at Rock n Roll Hotel.
Sunday - Turn back those clocks. Extra hour of bar time!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
"New" Hotel on Embassy Row
It seems as thought the brilliant minds at Starwood Hotel Company are rebranding the Westin on Embassy Row into a high-end "luxury" property called The Fairfax.
Um yeah not so much guys.
I really like Westins. In fact they're probably my hotel of choice. But an ultra-luxury, high end boutique hotel they are not. Spinning the historic properties of a location is fine, but at the end of the day Westin is still a chain brand, and a 3.5-4 star brand at that. I highly doubt that many who will shell out $350 a night for a room will not see the fact that this is still a Westin and not on par with the Willard, Ritz Carlton, or 4-Seaons hotels nearby. Adding insult to injury, they've added a "high end" restaurant, The Jockey Club, to the property. I can probably count the number of hotel restaurants that are worth eating at on one hand - I don't see this newest venture opening with an unknown chef to make that list.
Oh well, at least they'll make money. I mean, after all, I'm sure taking the same hotel and adding $100 a night to the room rent in this economy will go over just swimmingly.
Um yeah not so much guys.
I really like Westins. In fact they're probably my hotel of choice. But an ultra-luxury, high end boutique hotel they are not. Spinning the historic properties of a location is fine, but at the end of the day Westin is still a chain brand, and a 3.5-4 star brand at that. I highly doubt that many who will shell out $350 a night for a room will not see the fact that this is still a Westin and not on par with the Willard, Ritz Carlton, or 4-Seaons hotels nearby. Adding insult to injury, they've added a "high end" restaurant, The Jockey Club, to the property. I can probably count the number of hotel restaurants that are worth eating at on one hand - I don't see this newest venture opening with an unknown chef to make that list.
Oh well, at least they'll make money. I mean, after all, I'm sure taking the same hotel and adding $100 a night to the room rent in this economy will go over just swimmingly.
Free Burger Chee-Burger
Z-Burger in Tenleytown will be giving out free burgers today to anyone who brings in a coupon from the current City Paper (available just about everywhere for free in newstands).
The burger race in DC has been heating up lately, with Landrum's Hell Burger competing with Bethesda's BGR Burger Joint, to Michel Richard's incarnation at Central (and a rumored new restaurant), to Palena's gourmet version. Z-Burger is sure to attract some votes so long as they're free.
The only catch? You have to go to Tenleytown. While you're there, would you stop by Best Buy just up the road and get my freaking Blackberry back? That'd be grrrrrrrreat.
The burger race in DC has been heating up lately, with Landrum's Hell Burger competing with Bethesda's BGR Burger Joint, to Michel Richard's incarnation at Central (and a rumored new restaurant), to Palena's gourmet version. Z-Burger is sure to attract some votes so long as they're free.
The only catch? You have to go to Tenleytown. While you're there, would you stop by Best Buy just up the road and get my freaking Blackberry back? That'd be grrrrrrrreat.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Holiday Shopping in a Slow Economy
As we near Halloween, more and more retail outlets are beginning to ramp up for the holiday shopping season. But it doesn't take Alan Greenspan to see that sales will be slumping this year, with the stock market taking a dive and unemployment on the rise. What does this mean for you?
It's a mixed bag for consumers. On a positive note, competition for dollars being spent this year will be vicious. This means bigger sales and more promos to lure customers into stores and keep them there once they arrive. I would imagine gimmicky shopping events like the early morning sales the day after Thanksgiving will be even more outrageous than ever before. Retailers are anticipating few outtings per shopper, so when they have 'gimme days' like Black Friday, they will do all they can to make it worth their while.
On the flip side, to a certain extent larger retailers are already writing off the 2008 holiday season and not even putting up a fight. Why spend the money on resources when it's a losing battle anyway - or so the thinking goes. This could mean less advertising, which probably won't bother anyone too much. But what will hurt, are the drastic reductions in inventory ordering for chains like Target. The lesson for this fall is going to be shop early and grab what you can while it's there, because with inventories so low you may not get another chance.
It's a mixed bag for consumers. On a positive note, competition for dollars being spent this year will be vicious. This means bigger sales and more promos to lure customers into stores and keep them there once they arrive. I would imagine gimmicky shopping events like the early morning sales the day after Thanksgiving will be even more outrageous than ever before. Retailers are anticipating few outtings per shopper, so when they have 'gimme days' like Black Friday, they will do all they can to make it worth their while.
On the flip side, to a certain extent larger retailers are already writing off the 2008 holiday season and not even putting up a fight. Why spend the money on resources when it's a losing battle anyway - or so the thinking goes. This could mean less advertising, which probably won't bother anyone too much. But what will hurt, are the drastic reductions in inventory ordering for chains like Target. The lesson for this fall is going to be shop early and grab what you can while it's there, because with inventories so low you may not get another chance.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Grown Up Christmas List
Cheesehead and I were discussing the difficulties of coming up with a viable wish list for the holidays. Once you get to be of a certain age and have a professional career, this gets more difficut because, if you're anything like me, if you see something you want that is reasonably priced you just buy it. The items that we don't just purchase are generally out of the dollar range for those buying gifts for us, but, we aren't really ready to embrace that phase where you get a sweater or a tie or maybe a new socket wrench for Christmas. Here are a few ideas for a grown up wish list:
1. Airline gift certificate - Air travel ain't getting any cheaper, so asking friends and loved ones for airline dollars can help bridge that gap for your February Caribbean adventure from 'no chance in hell' to 'I think I can make this work.' I mean sure if they want to get you a full-value ticket, great, but any value helps defer the cost and gives you value that lasts beyond Christmas morning.
2. Car repairs - I know, not the most exciting thing in the world, but if you have a car, chances are there is something you've been putting off paying for at the shop. Ask for that new set of tires, transmission fluid flush, or air conditioning repair. It'll be a load off your mind and your wallet to get that stuff done. Don't have a car? Ask for zipcar bucks.
3. Luggage - Another item for the 'things I'd rather not spend money on' column. I tend to opt for the $40 target special on my luggage, and then wonder why it never seems to last. Ask for a good piece or set of luggage that will hold up as you spend your airline gift certificate you also got...
4. Expensive dinner for 2 - this is in the price range for many people's holiday gifts, but isn't something most of us splurge on ourselves that often. Ask for a $200 gift certificate to one of the area's nicer restaurants and make an evening of it.
5. A massage - a really good massage can be had for under $100, and for many, is just what is needed after spending the holiday's with their family.
1. Airline gift certificate - Air travel ain't getting any cheaper, so asking friends and loved ones for airline dollars can help bridge that gap for your February Caribbean adventure from 'no chance in hell' to 'I think I can make this work.' I mean sure if they want to get you a full-value ticket, great, but any value helps defer the cost and gives you value that lasts beyond Christmas morning.
2. Car repairs - I know, not the most exciting thing in the world, but if you have a car, chances are there is something you've been putting off paying for at the shop. Ask for that new set of tires, transmission fluid flush, or air conditioning repair. It'll be a load off your mind and your wallet to get that stuff done. Don't have a car? Ask for zipcar bucks.
3. Luggage - Another item for the 'things I'd rather not spend money on' column. I tend to opt for the $40 target special on my luggage, and then wonder why it never seems to last. Ask for a good piece or set of luggage that will hold up as you spend your airline gift certificate you also got...
4. Expensive dinner for 2 - this is in the price range for many people's holiday gifts, but isn't something most of us splurge on ourselves that often. Ask for a $200 gift certificate to one of the area's nicer restaurants and make an evening of it.
5. A massage - a really good massage can be had for under $100, and for many, is just what is needed after spending the holiday's with their family.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Going to the Movies
Tomorrow the weather is supposed to be just this side of miserable, so why not take in a movie?
Saw V - well, it wouldn't be Halloween without another crappy sequel to this horror series. I guess if you're a fan of horror movies, this is your best bet.
Pride and Glory - sweeping cop drama about a cop family torn apart when it's revealed that one of them is not squeaky clean. Hmmmmm, or you could save ten bucks and just rent We Own the Night with Robert Duvall and J. Phoenix (yeah I didn't feel like looking up how to spell his name) - its the same movie and WOTN was pretty good.
High School Musical 3 - chances are if you saw the first two, you'll be going to this and you'll like it. Otherwise, stay away.... far away.
Changeling - this Clint Eastwood movie stars Angelina Jolie as a woman who loses her son, and when the LAPD finds and returns him, she claims they've made a mistake and the boy returned is not actually her son. Clint Eastwood has a pretty good history with directing, so this one is a fair bet of being a good film. There has been some concern lately that Jolie tends to overtake her roles no matter what they are, but it still looks like an interesting story.
Saw V - well, it wouldn't be Halloween without another crappy sequel to this horror series. I guess if you're a fan of horror movies, this is your best bet.
Pride and Glory - sweeping cop drama about a cop family torn apart when it's revealed that one of them is not squeaky clean. Hmmmmm, or you could save ten bucks and just rent We Own the Night with Robert Duvall and J. Phoenix (yeah I didn't feel like looking up how to spell his name) - its the same movie and WOTN was pretty good.
High School Musical 3 - chances are if you saw the first two, you'll be going to this and you'll like it. Otherwise, stay away.... far away.
Changeling - this Clint Eastwood movie stars Angelina Jolie as a woman who loses her son, and when the LAPD finds and returns him, she claims they've made a mistake and the boy returned is not actually her son. Clint Eastwood has a pretty good history with directing, so this one is a fair bet of being a good film. There has been some concern lately that Jolie tends to overtake her roles no matter what they are, but it still looks like an interesting story.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Get Your Halloween Freak On...
Well, this is normally the time on Thursdays when I write about what's going on this weekend. What with Saturday forecast to be cold and raining... there ain't jack. Watch some football. See a movie (see Going to the Movies post tomorrow morning).
But with next Friday being Halloween, there are all sorts of spooky events afoot. Here are some of the entertainment options:
Tuesday
High Heel Race in Dupont. You wanna talk about getting your freak on... (hey I mean just as much the spectators as the participants, pipe down) A bunch of drag queens "race" down 17th St between R and Church streets Tuesday night at 9pm. This event draws HUGE crowds and is kind of one of those things that you can't really be considered a local until you've done.
Thursday
Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is having their annual pumpkin carving happy hour next Thursday night. It's free (except your bar tab) - just show up at 6, get one of 30 pumpkins (first come, first serve) and carve away. Best carving gets a free stay, while scariest gets a prize valued at $50.
Friday
Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is hosting Alice in Helixland - a charity costume party for Whitman Walker clinic. 7-10pm, 10$ entry includes 2 drink tickets.
Georgetown Events Happy Hour - I am in no way endorsing this event, held annually at the Post Office Pavilion. I'm pretty sure this is the one that someone was stabbed at least year. Tickets are $100 at the door and you can win big bar tabs at shitty bars like Smith Point. Costumes required.
Nightmare on M St Bar Crawl - hit the Dupont Bar Circuit in this yearly event - tickets are $20 if you register at the door at either Rumors or Front page - then 15 bars are participating with drink specials.
But with next Friday being Halloween, there are all sorts of spooky events afoot. Here are some of the entertainment options:
Tuesday
High Heel Race in Dupont. You wanna talk about getting your freak on... (hey I mean just as much the spectators as the participants, pipe down) A bunch of drag queens "race" down 17th St between R and Church streets Tuesday night at 9pm. This event draws HUGE crowds and is kind of one of those things that you can't really be considered a local until you've done.
Thursday
Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is having their annual pumpkin carving happy hour next Thursday night. It's free (except your bar tab) - just show up at 6, get one of 30 pumpkins (first come, first serve) and carve away. Best carving gets a free stay, while scariest gets a prize valued at $50.
Friday
Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is hosting Alice in Helixland - a charity costume party for Whitman Walker clinic. 7-10pm, 10$ entry includes 2 drink tickets.
Georgetown Events Happy Hour - I am in no way endorsing this event, held annually at the Post Office Pavilion. I'm pretty sure this is the one that someone was stabbed at least year. Tickets are $100 at the door and you can win big bar tabs at shitty bars like Smith Point. Costumes required.
Nightmare on M St Bar Crawl - hit the Dupont Bar Circuit in this yearly event - tickets are $20 if you register at the door at either Rumors or Front page - then 15 bars are participating with drink specials.
The Guide to Drinking (Heavily) On Weeknights
It's not a big secret that D.C. is a city lubricated with alcohol (well, and bullshit - oddly enough you build up tolerance to both over time, but I digress...). Cocktail parties, fundraisers, association receptions and client dinners mean that, unlike a lot of scenes, there is never a shortage of places to drink Monday - Thursday in this town (and then of course your private lives on the weekend, but this is a guide to weeknight drinking). Throw in the fact that many of these functions come with an open bar (surest way to pack in the bodies), and that many hill staffers are actively encouraged, if not required, to drink with their bosses, and you have a recipe for unpleasant mornings.
Oh sure, you could be one of those "responsible" types that goes out and only has a few, but what's the fun in that? Lets face it few of us can make it from Sunday to Friday without going out (or going insane), so how to survive? Follow these tips, garnered from years of (heavily) drinking on weeknights:
1. Starting time is crucial. If the first glass hits your mouth at 8:30 or after, this is a serious no-go situation. I mean, you have to set yourself up for success from the get-go. Not starting until 8:30 pretty much guarantees you will be at the bar until well after midnight - not a good harbinger of morning success the next day. Yes, I'm sorry this DOES preclude going out for Monday Night Football, but seriously, they don't kick that off until 8:45.
2. Conversly, while the D.C. bar closing time is officially 2 a.m., for those professionals over the age of 23 - consider it 11:30pm. This gets you home by midnight and asleep by 12:30 (or 12:01 if you're like me), thereby ensuring at least 7 hours of sleep. This is VITAL to recovery - DO NOT CLOSE THE BAR (he says while slamming his fist on the table). You aren't 21 anymore (well ok there may be a few of you out there, go ahead and learn your lesson the hard way).
3. Weeknights are not the times to play chemist with the alcohol. Pick a known commodity and stick with it throughout the night. For me, it's light beer, for others it's vodka tonic or jack and diet, but no matter what - weeknight drinking should be kept to your standard "go-to" drink that you are most used to it. Oh sure, I know what reaction I'll get from wine - I'll feel like my processing speed will be at 50% the next day - not good. Jager Bombs? I won't be nauseated, its just like I have a 12-hour accute case of mono the next day. And for the love of God don't mix and match - you'll just end up with the worst of all worlds.
4. At the end of the night, go home. No, not THAT home, YOUR home, and sleep in YOUR bed. Alone. Especially if you were at a work function. A walk of shame may suck at 9 on a Saturday, its much worse at 630 on a Wednesday followed by a full day at the office.
5. Eat early, eat often. While eating the full meal at 9 after you've been out since 6 is better than not eating at all, it's very important to get food in you at the start. If you're killing a happy hour before a dinner later, eat some bar snacks (I love the freebies at Off the Record... mmmmh wasabi peas...). After you've eaten, snacking a bit throughout the evening helps. I'm not saying you have to eat a full meal, but grabbing a few handfuls of cereal at midnight will help you bounce in the a.m.
6. While it may be painful, try to get up and go to the gym in the morning. Even if its just walking, blood circulation will help clear your head faster, and the more booze you sweat out at the gym, the less you'll smell like whiskey when you get to the office.
A few signs it's time to leave the bar on a weeknight:
- You hear someone yelling CHUG CHUG CHUG in the background
- You find yourself grinding on Sarah, the supervisor from across the hall
- Someone hands you a shot with lime and a salt shaker (note: leave BEFORE you take the shot)
- The bartender says "Ok, but just ONE more" (note: leave BEFORE you take the drink)
Oh sure, you could be one of those "responsible" types that goes out and only has a few, but what's the fun in that? Lets face it few of us can make it from Sunday to Friday without going out (or going insane), so how to survive? Follow these tips, garnered from years of (heavily) drinking on weeknights:
1. Starting time is crucial. If the first glass hits your mouth at 8:30 or after, this is a serious no-go situation. I mean, you have to set yourself up for success from the get-go. Not starting until 8:30 pretty much guarantees you will be at the bar until well after midnight - not a good harbinger of morning success the next day. Yes, I'm sorry this DOES preclude going out for Monday Night Football, but seriously, they don't kick that off until 8:45.
2. Conversly, while the D.C. bar closing time is officially 2 a.m., for those professionals over the age of 23 - consider it 11:30pm. This gets you home by midnight and asleep by 12:30 (or 12:01 if you're like me), thereby ensuring at least 7 hours of sleep. This is VITAL to recovery - DO NOT CLOSE THE BAR (he says while slamming his fist on the table). You aren't 21 anymore (well ok there may be a few of you out there, go ahead and learn your lesson the hard way).
3. Weeknights are not the times to play chemist with the alcohol. Pick a known commodity and stick with it throughout the night. For me, it's light beer, for others it's vodka tonic or jack and diet, but no matter what - weeknight drinking should be kept to your standard "go-to" drink that you are most used to it. Oh sure, I know what reaction I'll get from wine - I'll feel like my processing speed will be at 50% the next day - not good. Jager Bombs? I won't be nauseated, its just like I have a 12-hour accute case of mono the next day. And for the love of God don't mix and match - you'll just end up with the worst of all worlds.
4. At the end of the night, go home. No, not THAT home, YOUR home, and sleep in YOUR bed. Alone. Especially if you were at a work function. A walk of shame may suck at 9 on a Saturday, its much worse at 630 on a Wednesday followed by a full day at the office.
5. Eat early, eat often. While eating the full meal at 9 after you've been out since 6 is better than not eating at all, it's very important to get food in you at the start. If you're killing a happy hour before a dinner later, eat some bar snacks (I love the freebies at Off the Record... mmmmh wasabi peas...). After you've eaten, snacking a bit throughout the evening helps. I'm not saying you have to eat a full meal, but grabbing a few handfuls of cereal at midnight will help you bounce in the a.m.
6. While it may be painful, try to get up and go to the gym in the morning. Even if its just walking, blood circulation will help clear your head faster, and the more booze you sweat out at the gym, the less you'll smell like whiskey when you get to the office.
A few signs it's time to leave the bar on a weeknight:
- You hear someone yelling CHUG CHUG CHUG in the background
- You find yourself grinding on Sarah, the supervisor from across the hall
- Someone hands you a shot with lime and a salt shaker (note: leave BEFORE you take the shot)
- The bartender says "Ok, but just ONE more" (note: leave BEFORE you take the drink)
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Glenn O'Brien Gone Astray...
In this month's GQ Magazine, "Sartorialist" Glenn O'Brien cautiously endorses the bow tie to a reader who asks for his advice.
Now, to give Glenn credit, he did give some hints such as to match the size of the tie to the size of the person wearing it, stay away from whacky patterns, etc.
But the advice he didn't give was this: unless you're an 80 yr old English professor or wearing a classic tuxedo, don't freaking wear a bow tie. And honestly if you are going to buy your own tux rather than just rent, you should probably get a more modern cut with a regular full-length black tie rather than the bow.
I mean, unless you think Tucker Carlson and John Poindexter are just the bestest. Then you are beyond hope, regardless.
Now, to give Glenn credit, he did give some hints such as to match the size of the tie to the size of the person wearing it, stay away from whacky patterns, etc.
But the advice he didn't give was this: unless you're an 80 yr old English professor or wearing a classic tuxedo, don't freaking wear a bow tie. And honestly if you are going to buy your own tux rather than just rent, you should probably get a more modern cut with a regular full-length black tie rather than the bow.
I mean, unless you think Tucker Carlson and John Poindexter are just the bestest. Then you are beyond hope, regardless.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Budweiser American Ale
So I was at my bar on Friday night (and yes, it is mine, I've certainly paid for it) and the bartender gave me a sample bottle of Budweiser's new American Ale to try.
Now a bit of history... I used to be a Bud Light guy all the way, I thought Miller had a slightly bitter taste. Then I figured with as much beer as I tend to consume, the lower calorie/carb Miller Lite was probably a better option so I switched. Since that time, drinking Bud Light gives me a freaking terrible headache so I stay far away. But I digress...
The bartender thought the BAL tasted a bit like Killians... I personally didn't get that. I thought it was VERY similar in flavor to Sam Adams. But then I swallowed, and... there was no body whatsoever. Imagine a Sam Adams flavor with Michelob Ultra body - except the Michelob Ultra Amber even has more strength than this. Your brain tastes the heavy flavor and expects a heavy weight that just isn't there, so it didn't quite work for me. Sure, if someone sets a bottle in front of me I'd drink it, but I doubt I'll order it on my own.
Now a bit of history... I used to be a Bud Light guy all the way, I thought Miller had a slightly bitter taste. Then I figured with as much beer as I tend to consume, the lower calorie/carb Miller Lite was probably a better option so I switched. Since that time, drinking Bud Light gives me a freaking terrible headache so I stay far away. But I digress...
The bartender thought the BAL tasted a bit like Killians... I personally didn't get that. I thought it was VERY similar in flavor to Sam Adams. But then I swallowed, and... there was no body whatsoever. Imagine a Sam Adams flavor with Michelob Ultra body - except the Michelob Ultra Amber even has more strength than this. Your brain tastes the heavy flavor and expects a heavy weight that just isn't there, so it didn't quite work for me. Sure, if someone sets a bottle in front of me I'd drink it, but I doubt I'll order it on my own.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Going to the Movies
Hmmmm, could be another weekend of watching the second season of Dexter on DVD....
W. - Oliver Stone's... I hate to call this a biopic... we'll go with Dramumentary of George W. Bush's life is receiving surprisingly good reviews, considering how comedic the previews looked. I dunno, everyone seems to be saying this doesn't appear to have any political motivations, but even beyond that, who wants to go see a story that hasn't ended yet? I mean, the guy isn't out of the White House, and we don't know how the Iraq War is going to turn out yet. Seems to me he would've been better off waiting five years and letting the dust settle. I think if you hate Bush you're going to be disappointed the movie isn't more anti-bush, and if you love Bush you probably aren't going to see it at all.
The Secret Life of Bees - Chick flick, aoooogah. Words like "sickeningly sweet" are being used to describe this over-burdened Queen Latifah/Dakota Fanning flick. Think: dead mother, abusive father, taking on racism in the south in the 1960's and finding what it's like to live in a 'real' family.
Max Payne - I'll admit I've never been one to like these graphic novel/half-comic, half-live action movies - especially those based on video games. While I think Mila Kunis is reason enough to see any movie, I doubt I'll be rushing out for this one. There isn't a lot of plot, but apparently they do blow a lot of shit up, so thats something.
What Just Happened - looks to be the most promising lot of the weekend with Robert Deniro playing a Hollywood producer on the outs who is trying to get his movie made. Whenever Hollywood tries to satire itself it seems like it gets close but just can't quite get there. In addition it has Bruce Willis, Stanley Tucci, John Turturo, and the list goes on - so it may be worth seeing just for the ensemble cast.
W. - Oliver Stone's... I hate to call this a biopic... we'll go with Dramumentary of George W. Bush's life is receiving surprisingly good reviews, considering how comedic the previews looked. I dunno, everyone seems to be saying this doesn't appear to have any political motivations, but even beyond that, who wants to go see a story that hasn't ended yet? I mean, the guy isn't out of the White House, and we don't know how the Iraq War is going to turn out yet. Seems to me he would've been better off waiting five years and letting the dust settle. I think if you hate Bush you're going to be disappointed the movie isn't more anti-bush, and if you love Bush you probably aren't going to see it at all.
The Secret Life of Bees - Chick flick, aoooogah. Words like "sickeningly sweet" are being used to describe this over-burdened Queen Latifah/Dakota Fanning flick. Think: dead mother, abusive father, taking on racism in the south in the 1960's and finding what it's like to live in a 'real' family.
Max Payne - I'll admit I've never been one to like these graphic novel/half-comic, half-live action movies - especially those based on video games. While I think Mila Kunis is reason enough to see any movie, I doubt I'll be rushing out for this one. There isn't a lot of plot, but apparently they do blow a lot of shit up, so thats something.
What Just Happened - looks to be the most promising lot of the weekend with Robert Deniro playing a Hollywood producer on the outs who is trying to get his movie made. Whenever Hollywood tries to satire itself it seems like it gets close but just can't quite get there. In addition it has Bruce Willis, Stanley Tucci, John Turturo, and the list goes on - so it may be worth seeing just for the ensemble cast.
A Review for the Rusty Football Fan
Do you find yourself sitting around on Sunday afternoons watching NFL and occasionally realize you have no freaking clue what the announcers are talking about? I mean, sure, you're a big football fan, but just what is the difference between the prevent defense and the 3-4 defense? Or why, when there was no receiver within 15 yards, did the quarterback not get called for intentional grounding?
If some of the nuances of the game escape you, I've found a pretty good source of online information - pretty much the entire game of football in a Web site easily read in an hour - http://football.calsci.com/
Personally I thought the most interesting and valuable part was the entire NFL rule book right down there from the links on the lower left hand side.
If some of the nuances of the game escape you, I've found a pretty good source of online information - pretty much the entire game of football in a Web site easily read in an hour - http://football.calsci.com/
Personally I thought the most interesting and valuable part was the entire NFL rule book right down there from the links on the lower left hand side.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Weekend Edition
This week, the weekend starts on Thursday night with a free concert by Justin Jones and the Driving Rain. The concert is tonight at Rock n Roll Hotel at 13th and H St, NE. If you haven't been to the H st corridor before, check out my previous post about it here.
As previously mentioned, Jones is a country band that has some bluegrass twangs in his earlier songs, a bit more mainstream these days. Doors are at 8, music starts at 9, and this IS a 21+ only show, which is unusual for the RnRH. There are no tickets, just the first 400 people get in, so I'd get there closer to the 8pm side of things - no opening act is listed. Friendly reminder, don't plan on walking from Union Station.
Tomorrow night, there are just a few tickets left for Oktoberfest at the German Embassy. Normally I don't include black tie events costing $149 in here, but this has an open bar, serious german food and good music, so it looks like it may be worth it.
Yeah it's a bit of a drive, but the Shenandoah Valley Wine and Balloon Festival is going on throughout the weekend in Millwood, VA. Its ten bucks to get in, balloons launch around 730a and 430p, wind permitting.
Lewis Black is doing a routine at the Patriot Center at GMU on Saturday night. $30 gets you in the door for all the snark you can take.
And of course, Sunday we have the Redskins playing another crappy team that we hope they don't let sneak by a la the Rams. Ahem. 4:15pm
As previously mentioned, Jones is a country band that has some bluegrass twangs in his earlier songs, a bit more mainstream these days. Doors are at 8, music starts at 9, and this IS a 21+ only show, which is unusual for the RnRH. There are no tickets, just the first 400 people get in, so I'd get there closer to the 8pm side of things - no opening act is listed. Friendly reminder, don't plan on walking from Union Station.
Tomorrow night, there are just a few tickets left for Oktoberfest at the German Embassy. Normally I don't include black tie events costing $149 in here, but this has an open bar, serious german food and good music, so it looks like it may be worth it.
Yeah it's a bit of a drive, but the Shenandoah Valley Wine and Balloon Festival is going on throughout the weekend in Millwood, VA. Its ten bucks to get in, balloons launch around 730a and 430p, wind permitting.
Lewis Black is doing a routine at the Patriot Center at GMU on Saturday night. $30 gets you in the door for all the snark you can take.
And of course, Sunday we have the Redskins playing another crappy team that we hope they don't let sneak by a la the Rams. Ahem. 4:15pm
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Best DC Tasting Rooms
Someone recently asked me what the best tasting rooms in the city are right now. I gotta admit, the Life Concierge is watching his pennies these days so the tasting room scene (a.k.a. the most expensive way to go) is often not an option, but here are the hottest dinings rooms for these multi-course menus.
Tasting rooms are usually 5 to 9 courses, that feature the very best the chef has to offer and often change most frequently. Even if you get a 5 course, there are often quite a few amuse tastings before your actual courses start - in other words its a lot of food. In all cases, wine pairings are available for an additional cost.
1. Komi - Everyone from Tom Sietsema to Todd Kliman, to average people who just like food are raving about Komi these days. Chef Johnny Monis has steadily improved since taking over this small Dupont circle dining room, but is only 29 and this shows in his food (in a good way). His food is playful and relaxed (just like the ambience), but is still worth all of the $125 for the degustation menu.
2. Cityzen - Eric Zeibold made himself at Thomas Keller's landmark French Laundry in California, and now brings that amazing training and skill set to the Mandarin Oriental's Cityzen. The Mandarin caters to the high class and expense accounts, and this restaurant is no exception - the 6 course tasting menu is $110. The cheese tray is famous and the sommelier is a closet-grunge rocker in his off hours, so the wine pairings can be non-traditional (But are supposedly spot-on). Note to the budget concious - there is a MUCH cheaper 3-course bar menu available in the bar area.
3. Restaurant Eve - The flagship restaurant of Cathal and Michel Armstrong's restaurant business (which also includes the PX, Majestic, and their fish and chips joint) has been around Old Town for a few years and has firmly established itself as a go-to for the chef's menu. 5-courses are $105 and 9-courses are $145 - I'm told trying to get through the nine course is a bit like trying to eat the 76-ounce steak at Bob's Roadhouse, so you may want to save your extra pennies. Cathal is a huge proponent of local markets, so you usually get the freshest ingredients. He also tends to like... organ meats. Hey, people wouldn't keep paying this much money if they didn't taste good.
4. Minibar, Cafe Atlantico. This one gets points just for originality, but is also probably the hardest reservation to get in town with just 6 seats. Jose Andres, the Exec Chef, hates the term Gastronomy, but I'm not sure how else to describe this. The bites are very small, but there are a lot of them and each one is probably something you've never had before. Think: tumbleweed of beet, cotton candy foie gras, smoked oyster and apples, etc. The price is now at $120, reservations are accepted 1 month out - call the second they open to get a slot.
Citronelle no longer makes the list. Tom Sietsema is just the latest to call BS on Michel Richard's landmark restaurant in Georgetown. Complaints about the ambience have been around for awhile now, but complaints about the service are reaching new levels. Reportedly after Seitsema knocked them down a full star level from his rating for inexcusable service, Richard lowered the boom in the dining room. For these prices, I'd let some other folks be the guinea pig to see if the changes stick.
Tasting rooms are usually 5 to 9 courses, that feature the very best the chef has to offer and often change most frequently. Even if you get a 5 course, there are often quite a few amuse tastings before your actual courses start - in other words its a lot of food. In all cases, wine pairings are available for an additional cost.
1. Komi - Everyone from Tom Sietsema to Todd Kliman, to average people who just like food are raving about Komi these days. Chef Johnny Monis has steadily improved since taking over this small Dupont circle dining room, but is only 29 and this shows in his food (in a good way). His food is playful and relaxed (just like the ambience), but is still worth all of the $125 for the degustation menu.
2. Cityzen - Eric Zeibold made himself at Thomas Keller's landmark French Laundry in California, and now brings that amazing training and skill set to the Mandarin Oriental's Cityzen. The Mandarin caters to the high class and expense accounts, and this restaurant is no exception - the 6 course tasting menu is $110. The cheese tray is famous and the sommelier is a closet-grunge rocker in his off hours, so the wine pairings can be non-traditional (But are supposedly spot-on). Note to the budget concious - there is a MUCH cheaper 3-course bar menu available in the bar area.
3. Restaurant Eve - The flagship restaurant of Cathal and Michel Armstrong's restaurant business (which also includes the PX, Majestic, and their fish and chips joint) has been around Old Town for a few years and has firmly established itself as a go-to for the chef's menu. 5-courses are $105 and 9-courses are $145 - I'm told trying to get through the nine course is a bit like trying to eat the 76-ounce steak at Bob's Roadhouse, so you may want to save your extra pennies. Cathal is a huge proponent of local markets, so you usually get the freshest ingredients. He also tends to like... organ meats. Hey, people wouldn't keep paying this much money if they didn't taste good.
4. Minibar, Cafe Atlantico. This one gets points just for originality, but is also probably the hardest reservation to get in town with just 6 seats. Jose Andres, the Exec Chef, hates the term Gastronomy, but I'm not sure how else to describe this. The bites are very small, but there are a lot of them and each one is probably something you've never had before. Think: tumbleweed of beet, cotton candy foie gras, smoked oyster and apples, etc. The price is now at $120, reservations are accepted 1 month out - call the second they open to get a slot.
Citronelle no longer makes the list. Tom Sietsema is just the latest to call BS on Michel Richard's landmark restaurant in Georgetown. Complaints about the ambience have been around for awhile now, but complaints about the service are reaching new levels. Reportedly after Seitsema knocked them down a full star level from his rating for inexcusable service, Richard lowered the boom in the dining room. For these prices, I'd let some other folks be the guinea pig to see if the changes stick.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Violent Crime Spikes in Adams Morgan
I'm a self-admitting Adams Morgan hater. It's just not my scene, not for going out on weekend nights, anyway. Too many people going to sub-par bars with overpriced drinks.
But now there is another reason to not want to hang around 18th and Columbia. According to the Washington Post, violent crime has risent sharply in the past month, with 30 incidents in 30 days, and 14 confirmed shootings. Most of the shootings are reportedly gang-related, but all of the muggings and armed robberies were not (and when bullets start flying across 18th St like this past Saturday night, it doesn't really matter if you're in a gang or not).
The majority of muggings seem to be happening on the side streets where people park and walk back to the Woodley Park Metro. Come on people, drunk walking on winding side streets at 3am is begging for trouble on the best of days, and apparently thats not what these days are.
Take a cab, take the U St. bus to the metro, and don't be an idiot. Or, be like me and avoid the Adams Morgan area on the weekends altogether. (I'm so going to get hate mail for this one)
But now there is another reason to not want to hang around 18th and Columbia. According to the Washington Post, violent crime has risent sharply in the past month, with 30 incidents in 30 days, and 14 confirmed shootings. Most of the shootings are reportedly gang-related, but all of the muggings and armed robberies were not (and when bullets start flying across 18th St like this past Saturday night, it doesn't really matter if you're in a gang or not).
The majority of muggings seem to be happening on the side streets where people park and walk back to the Woodley Park Metro. Come on people, drunk walking on winding side streets at 3am is begging for trouble on the best of days, and apparently thats not what these days are.
Take a cab, take the U St. bus to the metro, and don't be an idiot. Or, be like me and avoid the Adams Morgan area on the weekends altogether. (I'm so going to get hate mail for this one)
Lunch Warning to the K St Crowd
The Chipotle at the corner of 18th and M Streets has been closed for a bit now due to fire damage that started in Penang, the Malaysian restaurant nearby. While the Chipotle is expected to re-open after issues relating to water and (heavy) smoke damage are rectified, the next closest Chipotle location is at 1629 Connecticut Avenue - not too bad of a walk (and if you're having a 1200 calorie burrito for lunch a walk could be good). Chipotle says it'll only be closed for a few more days, but at the height of this fire, 110 firefighters responded... not exactly a flame up on the grill...
Monday, October 13, 2008
Say it isn't So...
FamousDC is reporting that Moss, Portis, and Cartwright from the Redskins were eating at the Hooters in Chinatown last Wednesday night. That in itself is disturbing because that location may be the most heinous restaurant known to mankind (despite the pretty good cuban sandwich).
But the worst part isn't where they were eating (seriously guys, you couldn't have picked one of the other area Hooters locations?). It was what they were drinking. Mini bottles of Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Um, thats right, the bad boys of Redskins football were drinking cute little bottles of shitty pink wine. Though, after yesterday's performance with the Rams, this probably shouldn't surprise me (except for Portis who had a good day).
But the worst part isn't where they were eating (seriously guys, you couldn't have picked one of the other area Hooters locations?). It was what they were drinking. Mini bottles of Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Um, thats right, the bad boys of Redskins football were drinking cute little bottles of shitty pink wine. Though, after yesterday's performance with the Rams, this probably shouldn't surprise me (except for Portis who had a good day).
FedEx Field
Yesterday I made the first trip out to Fedex in a few years with a friend of mine. A few thoughts if you're headed out anytime soon:
Considering there were 90,000 fans in the stadium, traffic was really ridiculously easy. Just stay off the beltway. Everytime I've been out there, I've gone out East Capitol until it turns into Central Avenue, spits you out just south of the stadium for an easy jaunt north, and you never have to hit either the beltway or the Anacostia Freeway, which turns into a parking lot on game days. Mental Note - we allowed about an hour and forty five minutes from Foggy Bottom to our seats. With a parking pass and a clothing/concession stop, we got to our seats about 15 minutes before the start - just about perfect.
Really, if you're going to spend triple digits on a ticket, you might as well get a parking pass - the blue lots seemed to be much easier to get out of than the main stadium parking area.
The seats we were in were amazing - Row 1, twenty yard line. Having said that, I still think I prefer the club level. Less crowded hallways, better concessions, more comfortable ambience, and a better perspective of the entire field. I'm glad I was able to sit in the front once, but if I were buying the tickets I'd probably go for the club.
Concessions on the main level... not good. I mean really, what if I wanted something beyond a hot dog, bratwurst, or pretzel? Oh yeah, there was Johnny Rockets... conveniently the chain owned by Dan Snyder. Seriously, these tickets couldn't have been cheap, seems odd that there are only basic food options.
There were a TON of beer dudes and dudettes walking around. Whenever I needed a refill, one would show up within five minutes. I was a big fan.
Considering there were 90,000 fans in the stadium, traffic was really ridiculously easy. Just stay off the beltway. Everytime I've been out there, I've gone out East Capitol until it turns into Central Avenue, spits you out just south of the stadium for an easy jaunt north, and you never have to hit either the beltway or the Anacostia Freeway, which turns into a parking lot on game days. Mental Note - we allowed about an hour and forty five minutes from Foggy Bottom to our seats. With a parking pass and a clothing/concession stop, we got to our seats about 15 minutes before the start - just about perfect.
Really, if you're going to spend triple digits on a ticket, you might as well get a parking pass - the blue lots seemed to be much easier to get out of than the main stadium parking area.
The seats we were in were amazing - Row 1, twenty yard line. Having said that, I still think I prefer the club level. Less crowded hallways, better concessions, more comfortable ambience, and a better perspective of the entire field. I'm glad I was able to sit in the front once, but if I were buying the tickets I'd probably go for the club.
Concessions on the main level... not good. I mean really, what if I wanted something beyond a hot dog, bratwurst, or pretzel? Oh yeah, there was Johnny Rockets... conveniently the chain owned by Dan Snyder. Seriously, these tickets couldn't have been cheap, seems odd that there are only basic food options.
There were a TON of beer dudes and dudettes walking around. Whenever I needed a refill, one would show up within five minutes. I was a big fan.
The Parental Dinner
Recently, another DC lifestyle blog posted a question asking where to take out-of-town parents for dinner that wouldn't break the bank. The response included Pizzeria Paradiso or Pasta Mia.
Um, no.
These are both restaurants that don't take reservations and are known for having significant waits during peak times. I've heard Pasta Mia called Pasta Nazi's on more than one occasion (despite the food being declared universally awesome). And Pizzeria Paradiso can get incredibly loud when they're busy (which is any time they're open).
I'm not sure about everyone else, but waiting for an hour to be seated while straining to hear my parents talk about how loud the restaurant is does not equal my idea of a good plan.
My suggestions -
Old Ebbitt Grill: free valet, reservations, and easy to stay under the $20 per person mark if you want. The menu is varied enough that almost everyone will be able to find something they like, and while it's not gourmet the food is usually pretty good. Plus, it's hard to get more classic DC than OEG, so it's good for out-of-towners.
Marvin - Its at a slightly higher price point that OEG, but a little bit of funk can be found at this U st. hot spot. Grab some Moules Frites or the classic fried chicken and waffles, along with a pretty creative menu of wines by the glass and draft beer selection.
Ulah Bistro - Similar vibe as Marvin, though slightly less difficult to get a reservation. They also have a wider range of menu selections, from pizza to salads and sandwiches, to entrees like mojito chicken (which is cloyingly sweet) so it's easy to stay within your budget. Fair warning, this place can get pretty loud during peak times.
Coastal Flats - ok so it's all the way out in Tysons, but I freaking love this place. Not a huge menu but a pretty wide array of choices will please most people, and be sure to get the chocolate waffle for dessert. They don't take reservations, but they do take call-ahead seating - I'd wait til you are on the road since its at the intersection of two parking lots we call freeways - 66 and 495.
Um, no.
These are both restaurants that don't take reservations and are known for having significant waits during peak times. I've heard Pasta Mia called Pasta Nazi's on more than one occasion (despite the food being declared universally awesome). And Pizzeria Paradiso can get incredibly loud when they're busy (which is any time they're open).
I'm not sure about everyone else, but waiting for an hour to be seated while straining to hear my parents talk about how loud the restaurant is does not equal my idea of a good plan.
My suggestions -
Old Ebbitt Grill: free valet, reservations, and easy to stay under the $20 per person mark if you want. The menu is varied enough that almost everyone will be able to find something they like, and while it's not gourmet the food is usually pretty good. Plus, it's hard to get more classic DC than OEG, so it's good for out-of-towners.
Marvin - Its at a slightly higher price point that OEG, but a little bit of funk can be found at this U st. hot spot. Grab some Moules Frites or the classic fried chicken and waffles, along with a pretty creative menu of wines by the glass and draft beer selection.
Ulah Bistro - Similar vibe as Marvin, though slightly less difficult to get a reservation. They also have a wider range of menu selections, from pizza to salads and sandwiches, to entrees like mojito chicken (which is cloyingly sweet) so it's easy to stay within your budget. Fair warning, this place can get pretty loud during peak times.
Coastal Flats - ok so it's all the way out in Tysons, but I freaking love this place. Not a huge menu but a pretty wide array of choices will please most people, and be sure to get the chocolate waffle for dessert. They don't take reservations, but they do take call-ahead seating - I'd wait til you are on the road since its at the intersection of two parking lots we call freeways - 66 and 495.
Friday, October 10, 2008
H St. NE
If I had cash and the economy wasn't in a tailspin, I'd buy property on H st NE. In five years, that area is going to be what Columbia Heights has turned into now. But its not quite there yet.
So for those of you headed to Justin Jones on Thursday night, or if you're just looking for some new places to go, here are my recommendations:
Travel - Cab it from Union Station. Seriously, its like, just over a mile so it's not a bad cab ride, but you don't want to walk on certain stretches of this route late at night, while other stretches are fine. There apparently is a shuttle run by Joe Englert, owner of several of the bars in the area, but it only runs at certain times on certain nights. Take a cab. If you are coming down here at a respectable hour from the hill, the streets just north are much more pedestrian friendly, and everything is fine to the south and west of H and 4th NE.
Where to go - Granville Moore's (12th) seems to have solidified it's standard as #1 destination after Bobby Flay lost his Food Network Challenge - Mussels, to this Belgian eatery. The place offers 5 different preparations of Mussels, craft beers (watch the prices, though), and a few different wines. Ya gotta kinda go with the flow with regards to the service though, but there are various specials on different nights of the week. Stick with the Moules Frites (Bleu Fromage style is the one that beat Flay), grab a belgian beer and be happy.
Pap and Pete's (4th) is a charming little neighborhood bar at 4th and H. On weekend nights there is usually a pretty mellow live jazz or music combo playing in the corner as the bar is filled up by regulars from the surrounding blocks. This is a no-frills and non-pretentious place to hang (no miller lite), but the main drawback is its location in correlation with the other H st hot spots. Trust me, I accidentally had a cab drop me off at 10th instead of 4th one night, and that is not a walk you want to make after 10pm.
The Argonaut (14th) is a pirate-themed place with good beer and decent food - a good alternative to the jammed Granville Moore's or if you don't care for Mussels (wtf?). Draft beers are pretty reasonable, but being called The Argonaut, rum drinks naturally reign to fit with the nautical theme. Rumor has it its gotten more expensive as of late, which would maybe make me thing twice about eating here, but this is probably my first choice on H st. for food and drink.
Rock and Roll Hotel (13th) - 930 Club, this is not. But its not trying to be. First of all, no, you can't get a room here. Upstairs there is a loungy bar with comfortable furniture and drunken jinga on certain nights of the week. Downstairs is a performace venue that is rumored to be able to hold 400 (though i'd think that would be pretty darned tight). Food is... well its better than 930 but thats not saying much. Drinks are too expensive, and they attract a pretty good crowd.
So for those of you headed to Justin Jones on Thursday night, or if you're just looking for some new places to go, here are my recommendations:
Travel - Cab it from Union Station. Seriously, its like, just over a mile so it's not a bad cab ride, but you don't want to walk on certain stretches of this route late at night, while other stretches are fine. There apparently is a shuttle run by Joe Englert, owner of several of the bars in the area, but it only runs at certain times on certain nights. Take a cab. If you are coming down here at a respectable hour from the hill, the streets just north are much more pedestrian friendly, and everything is fine to the south and west of H and 4th NE.
Where to go - Granville Moore's (12th) seems to have solidified it's standard as #1 destination after Bobby Flay lost his Food Network Challenge - Mussels, to this Belgian eatery. The place offers 5 different preparations of Mussels, craft beers (watch the prices, though), and a few different wines. Ya gotta kinda go with the flow with regards to the service though, but there are various specials on different nights of the week. Stick with the Moules Frites (Bleu Fromage style is the one that beat Flay), grab a belgian beer and be happy.
Pap and Pete's (4th) is a charming little neighborhood bar at 4th and H. On weekend nights there is usually a pretty mellow live jazz or music combo playing in the corner as the bar is filled up by regulars from the surrounding blocks. This is a no-frills and non-pretentious place to hang (no miller lite), but the main drawback is its location in correlation with the other H st hot spots. Trust me, I accidentally had a cab drop me off at 10th instead of 4th one night, and that is not a walk you want to make after 10pm.
The Argonaut (14th) is a pirate-themed place with good beer and decent food - a good alternative to the jammed Granville Moore's or if you don't care for Mussels (wtf?). Draft beers are pretty reasonable, but being called The Argonaut, rum drinks naturally reign to fit with the nautical theme. Rumor has it its gotten more expensive as of late, which would maybe make me thing twice about eating here, but this is probably my first choice on H st. for food and drink.
Rock and Roll Hotel (13th) - 930 Club, this is not. But its not trying to be. First of all, no, you can't get a room here. Upstairs there is a loungy bar with comfortable furniture and drunken jinga on certain nights of the week. Downstairs is a performace venue that is rumored to be able to hold 400 (though i'd think that would be pretty darned tight). Food is... well its better than 930 but thats not saying much. Drinks are too expensive, and they attract a pretty good crowd.
Crime Up on Metro
As a former victim of a quasi-mugging on Metro, I tend to be a bit more cautious on the train that most. A new report in the Washington Post suggests there may be a reason for all of us to give an extra glance over our shoulder, as crime is nearing record levels.
The "good" news is, many of these crimes involve unmanned parked cars at Metro garages (good in that no one gets hurt). The bad news is, crimes like muggings and assaults are also up across the board.
Metro's PR department is doing some damage control here. There are more riders than ever in the system, so it would make sense that there are more criminal reports. They also point out that officers are writing more tickets and making more arrests, and you're still 15 times less likely to be a victim below ground than above.
But hi, I live in Chevy Chase, not the 8th Ward (no offense to the 8th ward, but...). And above ground has a heck of a lot more cops. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a metro cop riding the train? I'm on metro every weekday and frequently late night on weekends, and its been months since I saw one. Maybe it's time to increase the patrols...
The "good" news is, many of these crimes involve unmanned parked cars at Metro garages (good in that no one gets hurt). The bad news is, crimes like muggings and assaults are also up across the board.
Metro's PR department is doing some damage control here. There are more riders than ever in the system, so it would make sense that there are more criminal reports. They also point out that officers are writing more tickets and making more arrests, and you're still 15 times less likely to be a victim below ground than above.
But hi, I live in Chevy Chase, not the 8th Ward (no offense to the 8th ward, but...). And above ground has a heck of a lot more cops. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a metro cop riding the train? I'm on metro every weekday and frequently late night on weekends, and its been months since I saw one. Maybe it's time to increase the patrols...
Going to the Movies
Well it looks like we're finally nearing the end of the fall duldrums when it comes to the movies, as this week we at least have a mix of crap and decent choices. Plus, we're starting to see the first of the heavy Oscar contenders.
Quarantine - this falls in the aforementioned 'crap' category. A bunch of people get locked in an apartment building with something creepy that also involves a government conspiracy. Yawn.
Body of Lies - this is the one with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe in a spy thriller. Not only is it supposed to be pretty good, but a lot of it was filmed in D.C. so you can go play spot the scenery. The scene with Russell Crowe in front of J. Pauls in Georgetown, look for me in the background :)
RocknRolla - a Guy Ritchie period piece set in London. Bottom line, if you liked Snatch, you'll probably like this. Also stars Tom Wilkinson, who I'm a huge fan of.
The Duchess - A Keira Knightley period piece where she plays a damsel in distress? Yeah, I know, shocking. This one has a lot of Oscar buzz, but I'm just not sure I could sit through another one of these movies.
Quarantine - this falls in the aforementioned 'crap' category. A bunch of people get locked in an apartment building with something creepy that also involves a government conspiracy. Yawn.
Body of Lies - this is the one with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe in a spy thriller. Not only is it supposed to be pretty good, but a lot of it was filmed in D.C. so you can go play spot the scenery. The scene with Russell Crowe in front of J. Pauls in Georgetown, look for me in the background :)
RocknRolla - a Guy Ritchie period piece set in London. Bottom line, if you liked Snatch, you'll probably like this. Also stars Tom Wilkinson, who I'm a huge fan of.
The Duchess - A Keira Knightley period piece where she plays a damsel in distress? Yeah, I know, shocking. This one has a lot of Oscar buzz, but I'm just not sure I could sit through another one of these movies.
Cheap Steak!
If you have money in the markets, you're probably slowly but surely erasing items off your weekend entertainment plans list. But not to worry, bad luck with investments shouldn't hold you back from having a great steak dinner, or so Michael Landrum says.
Landrum is the rare man who has managed to make quite a bit of money from having a socially conscious business plan. Sure, at times he's a bit preachy, but he's also usually right so we let it pass.
Landrum own's Rays the Steaks in Arlington (which does a charity special every Sunday), Ray's the Classics in Silver Spring (which he opened to challenge the demographic stereotypes in Silver Spring), Ray's Hell Burger (uh, well its just a damn good burger) and soon-to-be Ray's the Heat in the District's blighted 8th Ward.
Anyway, Ray strives to deliver good food at good prices, and he's taking this to the next level with a new under 20$ menu of steak options at his Arlington Rays the Steaks location.
From Landrum: These new dishes are:
Landrum is the rare man who has managed to make quite a bit of money from having a socially conscious business plan. Sure, at times he's a bit preachy, but he's also usually right so we let it pass.
Landrum own's Rays the Steaks in Arlington (which does a charity special every Sunday), Ray's the Classics in Silver Spring (which he opened to challenge the demographic stereotypes in Silver Spring), Ray's Hell Burger (uh, well its just a damn good burger) and soon-to-be Ray's the Heat in the District's blighted 8th Ward.
Anyway, Ray strives to deliver good food at good prices, and he's taking this to the next level with a new under 20$ menu of steak options at his Arlington Rays the Steaks location.
From Landrum: These new dishes are:
- Steak "Fajita"--A 14 ounce sirloin "skirt," marinated, grilled and served fajita-style (imagine if Ray's were to make fajitas...oh wait, we do!)--$14.95
- Center Cut Top Sirloin Steak in red wine and rosemary--blindfolded, these'd pretty much beat most NY Strips I've had--10-ounce, $15.95; 14-ounce, $18.95
- Top Sirloin Filet--an unbelievable cut: out-steaks NY Strip in terms of flavor, cuts more tender than a lot of Filets out there, but with real steak "tooth"--$16.95
- The Short Rib Steak--a full 16 ounce off-the-bone short rib "steak", charred and braised in Guinness with root vegetables and Colman's mustard, insane--$17.95
- The Brazilian Strip--think of a cross between hanger and NY Strip, but even juicier, served with "piranha" sauce--18.95
And I'm assuming these come with the usual gratis creamed spinach and mashed potatoes. A 14oz strip dinner with sides for 18.95 is do-able even with a 7000-pt Dow.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
One of my Favorite Bars... Squared
The Dupont Circle location of Pizzeria Paradiso is moving to new digs - nearby at 20th and P street NW. This is good news. Better yet, Fritz Hahn, the venerable Going Out Guru of all things beverage-related, revealed today that this new location will also contain a Birreria Paradiso.
The current BP is under the Georgetown PP on M st, and I freaking love this place. It helps that I freaking love beer. Imagine a smaller, somewhat nicer version of Brickskellar with more beers on tap. The staff does a good job of trying to get the latest and greatest craft beers, and even offers tasting flights if you aren't sure what to get (note: miller lite is NOT on the menu, but there is a viable pilsner alternative). Add in the fact that its not 'bumpin' and you can get the great food downstairs, and its a win-win. I hope they can repeat this, as-is, in the new Dupont location.
The current BP is under the Georgetown PP on M st, and I freaking love this place. It helps that I freaking love beer. Imagine a smaller, somewhat nicer version of Brickskellar with more beers on tap. The staff does a good job of trying to get the latest and greatest craft beers, and even offers tasting flights if you aren't sure what to get (note: miller lite is NOT on the menu, but there is a viable pilsner alternative). Add in the fact that its not 'bumpin' and you can get the great food downstairs, and its a win-win. I hope they can repeat this, as-is, in the new Dupont location.
Insert Red Siren Here!
Yeah ok I'm not as cool as Drudge. But, BIG NEWS! The Washington Post just posted the 2008 Dining Guide online! Found here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/cityguide/features/2008/dining-guide/
This yearly guide authored by Tom Sietsema is a great resource for keeping up on the latest hot spots and old standby favorites. A must read that will also be in this Sunday's Washington Post.
This yearly guide authored by Tom Sietsema is a great resource for keeping up on the latest hot spots and old standby favorites. A must read that will also be in this Sunday's Washington Post.
Economy Tanks, Luxuries Boom
I walk by Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Barney's, Bulgari, and Gucci stores pretty much every day on my way home from work. I couldn't help but noticed when I was shopping in Louis Vuitton last Saturday that the economy didn't seem to be having a huge affect on the store's traffic - it was downright bustling.
So just how is the economy affecting luxury goods makers? Depends on just how luxury you're talking about.
Is Bulgari selling as many half-million dollar gems? No. But the LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy) company reported a 6% increase in business during the third quarter. And it's not just people drowning their sorrows with cognac and champagne that's driving the growth, Louis Vuitton sales are through the roof - on certain products, mind you. Apparently luxury products that aren't ostentatious are all the rage, as flagrantly spending obscene amounts of money on a suitcase right now seems... distasteful. So LV's fresh line of black on black designed products came just in time.
In fact, the biggest affect the slowdown seems to be having on this market is to the people who run the companies. They're selling off jets, and, horror of all horrors, even cutting back on their vacation properties during the hard times. Not because their hurting for cash, of course, but because they saw the "Wax" job other executives received before Congress this week and would prefer to avoid the same treatment. So shop away, just don't be too flashy with the logos.
So just how is the economy affecting luxury goods makers? Depends on just how luxury you're talking about.
Is Bulgari selling as many half-million dollar gems? No. But the LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy) company reported a 6% increase in business during the third quarter. And it's not just people drowning their sorrows with cognac and champagne that's driving the growth, Louis Vuitton sales are through the roof - on certain products, mind you. Apparently luxury products that aren't ostentatious are all the rage, as flagrantly spending obscene amounts of money on a suitcase right now seems... distasteful. So LV's fresh line of black on black designed products came just in time.
In fact, the biggest affect the slowdown seems to be having on this market is to the people who run the companies. They're selling off jets, and, horror of all horrors, even cutting back on their vacation properties during the hard times. Not because their hurting for cash, of course, but because they saw the "Wax" job other executives received before Congress this week and would prefer to avoid the same treatment. So shop away, just don't be too flashy with the logos.
Montgomery Draft House
I'm a big fan of the Arlington Draft House (arlingtondrafthouse.com) - it has beer, food, cheap movies in a relaxed atmosphere, beer, and is one of those go-to activities during times when it seems like there's nothing to do.
The owners of the ADH have one-upped themselves, and tomorrow will open the Montgomery Draft House (montgomerydrafthouse.com) behind the Wheaton shopping center in... yeah Wheaton Maryland. They turned an old 7-theatre movie theatre into a 6-screen draft house. Some of the screens will show first run movies (The Express and Eagle Eye are playing this weekend) while some will show older titles (Dark Knight is around for a few weeks), mixed in with special events, stand up comedy, and sports on the big screen. A similar, yet slightly expanded, menu is available, and there's beer. This incarnation will also feature a large bar in the lobby (hello) and is METRO ACCESSIBLE from the Wheaton stop.
Drawbacks? Well, while I love my western Montgomery County, the eastern parts... not so much. Plus this would be a lot more convenient if they'd build the dang purple line. Also, Going Out Guru Jan said that while this place is really nice and has a lot of promise, some of the theatres are a bit on the small side.
In any event, the Arlington Draft House is a pretty well-run operation; I'm sure that with time, the MoCo version will be a good place to grab (lots of) beer and see a movie as well.
The owners of the ADH have one-upped themselves, and tomorrow will open the Montgomery Draft House (montgomerydrafthouse.com) behind the Wheaton shopping center in... yeah Wheaton Maryland. They turned an old 7-theatre movie theatre into a 6-screen draft house. Some of the screens will show first run movies (The Express and Eagle Eye are playing this weekend) while some will show older titles (Dark Knight is around for a few weeks), mixed in with special events, stand up comedy, and sports on the big screen. A similar, yet slightly expanded, menu is available, and there's beer. This incarnation will also feature a large bar in the lobby (hello) and is METRO ACCESSIBLE from the Wheaton stop.
Drawbacks? Well, while I love my western Montgomery County, the eastern parts... not so much. Plus this would be a lot more convenient if they'd build the dang purple line. Also, Going Out Guru Jan said that while this place is really nice and has a lot of promise, some of the theatres are a bit on the small side.
In any event, the Arlington Draft House is a pretty well-run operation; I'm sure that with time, the MoCo version will be a good place to grab (lots of) beer and see a movie as well.
Madame Tussauds on the Cheap
So, Madame Tussauds made a big to-do out of their opening a year ago, and then proceeded to price themselves right out of this life concierge's market. And apparently most tourists' as well. I mean, spending 20$ to look at some wax statues when there are SO many free things to do around town (and lets face it, you get more of your money's worth out of the similarly priced Newseum).
But to celebrate their one year anniversary, the museum is offering $1 admission through this Saturday, October 11. 10th and F street
But to celebrate their one year anniversary, the museum is offering $1 admission through this Saturday, October 11. 10th and F street
The Weekend Edition
Well the weather this weekend is supposed to be pretty freaking nice, and there are some decent goings ons in the area:
The United States Navy celebrates its 233rd birthday this week, so the fine folks in uniform are throwing a FREE birthday party this Saturday from 10a-5p at the Washington Navy Yard. Tour the Navy Museum, Cold War Museum, and the USS Barry. There will also be special displays, CAKE, and they'll be blowing shit up throughout the day. But really, I know I had you at FREE CAKE. There are also free performances at the Navy Memorial on The Avenue in conjunction, with shuttle busses running between the two events (or you could just take the metro direct). You do need a photo ID to get into the party at Navy Yard.
Saturday night, Members Only is performing at Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. These guys are a fun 80's band, so come out and get your groove (and your drink) on at this 23rd street hot spot.
Sunday... I mean, FedEx is where it's at. Skins vs Rams... I don't know folks, all these people just assuming Skins will be 7-1 in three weeks, this is the NFL and there are three games between us and that record. Personally, I'm most worried about the Rams with a new coach and unpredictable approach. So, either be at FedEx or in front of your television at 1pm Sunday to catch the action.
The United States Navy celebrates its 233rd birthday this week, so the fine folks in uniform are throwing a FREE birthday party this Saturday from 10a-5p at the Washington Navy Yard. Tour the Navy Museum, Cold War Museum, and the USS Barry. There will also be special displays, CAKE, and they'll be blowing shit up throughout the day. But really, I know I had you at FREE CAKE. There are also free performances at the Navy Memorial on The Avenue in conjunction, with shuttle busses running between the two events (or you could just take the metro direct). You do need a photo ID to get into the party at Navy Yard.
Saturday night, Members Only is performing at Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. These guys are a fun 80's band, so come out and get your groove (and your drink) on at this 23rd street hot spot.
Sunday... I mean, FedEx is where it's at. Skins vs Rams... I don't know folks, all these people just assuming Skins will be 7-1 in three weeks, this is the NFL and there are three games between us and that record. Personally, I'm most worried about the Rams with a new coach and unpredictable approach. So, either be at FedEx or in front of your television at 1pm Sunday to catch the action.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Cupcake Wars
There seems to be an epidemic of food wars breaking out this year across the DC Metro area. First we had the burger wars, with Spike Mendelsohn's Good Eats on Capitol Hill competing with Michael Landrum's Hell Burger in Arlington, to BGR in Bethesda and a rumored coming of a Michel Richard outpost (Landrum's Hell Burger seems to be the current favorite by a wide margin).
Now we have cupcake wars. (I'm glad these current food wars are focused on things like cupcakes and hamburgers, not who has the best rendition of brussel sprouts).
From DC institution Cakelove to Buzz Bakery, Georgetown Cupcakes, Baked and Wired, and more, cupcakeries are popping up all over. Luckily for us, the Washington Post has fallen on the caloric sword and is in the midst of a 6 week evaluation series. So far, Georgetown Cupcakes seems to be the clear favorite, but check out all of the locations on this chart.
Now we have cupcake wars. (I'm glad these current food wars are focused on things like cupcakes and hamburgers, not who has the best rendition of brussel sprouts).
From DC institution Cakelove to Buzz Bakery, Georgetown Cupcakes, Baked and Wired, and more, cupcakeries are popping up all over. Luckily for us, the Washington Post has fallen on the caloric sword and is in the midst of a 6 week evaluation series. So far, Georgetown Cupcakes seems to be the clear favorite, but check out all of the locations on this chart.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
From the Mail Bag - Pumpkin Patches
This weekend I was thinking it'd be fun to visit a pumpkin patch and maybe get some gourds to decorate my apartment. I'm feeling like fall. Do you know of anywhere around DC that I could do that?
Well, I guess this is where you have to ask yourself if you're going more for the pumpkins and gourds, or if you want the whole pumpkin/orchard experience.
If it's option A, there is quite the produce stand on River Road just north of the Whole Foods that had a large variety of pumpkins and squash out just last weekend. Or for that matter, you could always just stop in at the Whole Foods but that just seems wrong for some reason.
If you want the full orchard experience:
Nearest and dearest to your location in NoVa would be Cox Farms in Centreville (Coxfarms.com). On the weekend, 15$ gets you in the gate, and from there you get all the trappings of a family pumpkin farm including entertainment, games, cider, and a pumpkin from the patch.
Unfortunately, I think the experience you'd enjoy much more is farther from you, up in Germantown, MD at Butler's Orchard. (16 miles North of spur on 270). This is a full-fledged farm and orchard, with the accompanying country store. Pick a bushel of apples, grab a pumpkin at the weekend pumpkin festivals throughout October (9$ admission) and get your fall haul.
And if you're like me and like to maximize your Zipcar, this is just off Father Hurley Blvd, so there is a shopping center with a target nearby (I want to say just off exit 9 on your way back south).
Well, I guess this is where you have to ask yourself if you're going more for the pumpkins and gourds, or if you want the whole pumpkin/orchard experience.
If it's option A, there is quite the produce stand on River Road just north of the Whole Foods that had a large variety of pumpkins and squash out just last weekend. Or for that matter, you could always just stop in at the Whole Foods but that just seems wrong for some reason.
If you want the full orchard experience:
Nearest and dearest to your location in NoVa would be Cox Farms in Centreville (Coxfarms.com). On the weekend, 15$ gets you in the gate, and from there you get all the trappings of a family pumpkin farm including entertainment, games, cider, and a pumpkin from the patch.
Unfortunately, I think the experience you'd enjoy much more is farther from you, up in Germantown, MD at Butler's Orchard. (16 miles North of spur on 270). This is a full-fledged farm and orchard, with the accompanying country store. Pick a bushel of apples, grab a pumpkin at the weekend pumpkin festivals throughout October (9$ admission) and get your fall haul.
And if you're like me and like to maximize your Zipcar, this is just off Father Hurley Blvd, so there is a shopping center with a target nearby (I want to say just off exit 9 on your way back south).
Google Does It Again
We've all done it. You wake up the morning after, look at your blackberry or cell phone, and get that sinking feeling as you look through your sent messages. Why you sent that message to your somewhat attractive co-worker who you've never had an actual conversation with at 1:30am eludes you. Well, no it doesn't, but now you have a problem on your hands.
Well, the fine people at Google have come up with a method for alleviating some of these morning-after communications issues. Mail Goggles is a new option in Gmail that you can set to be active during certain parts of the day, say... 10pm - 3am, and all day on Sundays during football season. During these times when the app is active, when you attempt to send an email a message will pop up prior to sending asking you to solve a few simple math problems, or at least simple while relatively sober. If you're particularly adept at being drunk, you can raise the difficulty in order to match your skill level.
I'm definately going to have to test this out on the Blackberry, assuming I ever get it back from Best Buy. This actually brings up a good point - this could cause an increase in blackberry rage incidents. If you're like me, your blackberry has a tendency to take a beating when things aren't going well late at night. Remember, you did this to yourself, its not the blackberry's fault.
It will also be interesting to see if you can simply go in and change the settings to deactivate during its 'on' times. While I may not be able to complete 14 x 4 - 31 while out late, I think I could definately change the settings tab.
(hat tip RockyMountain)
Well, the fine people at Google have come up with a method for alleviating some of these morning-after communications issues. Mail Goggles is a new option in Gmail that you can set to be active during certain parts of the day, say... 10pm - 3am, and all day on Sundays during football season. During these times when the app is active, when you attempt to send an email a message will pop up prior to sending asking you to solve a few simple math problems, or at least simple while relatively sober. If you're particularly adept at being drunk, you can raise the difficulty in order to match your skill level.
I'm definately going to have to test this out on the Blackberry, assuming I ever get it back from Best Buy. This actually brings up a good point - this could cause an increase in blackberry rage incidents. If you're like me, your blackberry has a tendency to take a beating when things aren't going well late at night. Remember, you did this to yourself, its not the blackberry's fault.
It will also be interesting to see if you can simply go in and change the settings to deactivate during its 'on' times. While I may not be able to complete 14 x 4 - 31 while out late, I think I could definately change the settings tab.
(hat tip RockyMountain)
Monday, October 6, 2008
From the Mail Bag - Bachelorette Party
"In november 8 of us or so are going to be throwing a bachelorette party for my friend. We're going to the spa during the day, but need ideas for dinner and after dinner fun. The age group is 25+ and really is low key (aka clubs would not work). Do you have any suggestions on good restaurants/bars. We're looking to stay in the nova/dc area"
Well I gotta admit, having never been to a bachelorette party myself, this one is stretching the outer limits of the Life Concierge's knowledge base. However, after having gathered a bit more data about the crowd involved, I do have some thoughts.
The first option, that I'm not as big a fan of, is seperate dinner/fun locations. Cafe du Parc currently has the best casual french bistro fare in the city at prices that won't break the bank, but your going out options are limited around there (Old Ebbitt is an easy walk, but... it doesn't scream bachelorette party to me.)
Darlington House is Dupont is appropriately... girly, but it got panned recently by Tom Sietsema (though I have heard a few tepidly positive reviews firsthand), and then you could do the usual bar crawl in Dupont.
For a more casual option, there is always Pizzeria Paradiso in Georgetown.
But what I'd recommend is: Call the PX Speakeasy, above Restaurant Eve, in Old Town and reserve a room for some pre-dinner drinks. Then head on downstairs and have dinner at the Bistro (unless you make a lot more money than I do and can afford the tasting room), followed by an evening out in Old Town or Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. You could also reverse this and hit PX after dinner, but that would be a much more low key evening as the PX is more subdued and pricey.
And please, no crowns, no penis necklaces, and for God's sake if you're going to do one of those dumb sweetheart necklaces that guys eat off of, DON'T put on your perfume AFTER you put on the necklace. Its bad enough to have to chew on that sweaty candy covered in other people's saliva, having it taste like perfume is even worse.
Well I gotta admit, having never been to a bachelorette party myself, this one is stretching the outer limits of the Life Concierge's knowledge base. However, after having gathered a bit more data about the crowd involved, I do have some thoughts.
The first option, that I'm not as big a fan of, is seperate dinner/fun locations. Cafe du Parc currently has the best casual french bistro fare in the city at prices that won't break the bank, but your going out options are limited around there (Old Ebbitt is an easy walk, but... it doesn't scream bachelorette party to me.)
Darlington House is Dupont is appropriately... girly, but it got panned recently by Tom Sietsema (though I have heard a few tepidly positive reviews firsthand), and then you could do the usual bar crawl in Dupont.
For a more casual option, there is always Pizzeria Paradiso in Georgetown.
But what I'd recommend is: Call the PX Speakeasy, above Restaurant Eve, in Old Town and reserve a room for some pre-dinner drinks. Then head on downstairs and have dinner at the Bistro (unless you make a lot more money than I do and can afford the tasting room), followed by an evening out in Old Town or Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. You could also reverse this and hit PX after dinner, but that would be a much more low key evening as the PX is more subdued and pricey.
And please, no crowns, no penis necklaces, and for God's sake if you're going to do one of those dumb sweetheart necklaces that guys eat off of, DON'T put on your perfume AFTER you put on the necklace. Its bad enough to have to chew on that sweaty candy covered in other people's saliva, having it taste like perfume is even worse.
The Kit Kat Mystery Solved
I was eating at Central on Saturday night (I'm obsessed), and finally asked the waitress why they changed their best dessert on the menu from being called "Kit Kat Bar" to "Michel Richard's Chocolate Bar". Yes, some thugs from the Nestle corporation came in and slapped poor old Michel with an injunction.
Ok, really, what was Michel doing to Kit Kat that was SO bad except for VASTLY improving on their mediocre product. It wasn't like he was trying to package those up and ship them out (the malted ice cream would surely melt). Seems like maybe a bit of corporate protectionism gone awry. After all, I was not the only person who I heard asking about this, and to the last everyone who overheard expressed disgust with Nestle.
On another note, dinner was FANTASTIC. I had the tartare, followed by an excellent lemon chicken burger and most of a "Michel Richard Chocolate Bar." The sample I had of the spinach and goat cheese torte was really good, as was the Fried Chicken and Fish and Chips.
Ok, really, what was Michel doing to Kit Kat that was SO bad except for VASTLY improving on their mediocre product. It wasn't like he was trying to package those up and ship them out (the malted ice cream would surely melt). Seems like maybe a bit of corporate protectionism gone awry. After all, I was not the only person who I heard asking about this, and to the last everyone who overheard expressed disgust with Nestle.
On another note, dinner was FANTASTIC. I had the tartare, followed by an excellent lemon chicken burger and most of a "Michel Richard Chocolate Bar." The sample I had of the spinach and goat cheese torte was really good, as was the Fried Chicken and Fish and Chips.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Smith Point
First of all, let me apologize that the Life Concierge is usually a little lazy on Sundays. He's busy recovering from "research" Saturday nights and watching his fantasy team kick ass.
Last night I made my long-awaited (by no one) return to Smith Point.
I.
Hate.
This.
Bar.
Worst bar in DC? A definite contender. No Miller Lite. Bitchy bartenders. LOOONG line for the bathroom. A freaking list. Way too crowded.
I really don't understand the attraction here. This isn't just me with my usual pithy judgementalism, someone PLEASE explain this place to me.
Last night I made my long-awaited (by no one) return to Smith Point.
I.
Hate.
This.
Bar.
Worst bar in DC? A definite contender. No Miller Lite. Bitchy bartenders. LOOONG line for the bathroom. A freaking list. Way too crowded.
I really don't understand the attraction here. This isn't just me with my usual pithy judgementalism, someone PLEASE explain this place to me.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Cap City Brewery Oktoberfest
If you find yourself in Shirlington tomorrow (a.k.a. LOST), Capital City Brewery is hosting their annual Oktoberfest from 12p-7p at the Village at Shirlington. The event is FREE to get into if you don't want to drink, but who are we kidding. In other words, the even is FREE if you want to take your kids around a bunch of adults getting sloshed (though there are kids activities this year in front of the library). Otherwise, its $25 for a bracelet and all-you-can-drink... er... I mean as many different samples of unique brews as you'd like to responsibly imbibe. There's also an authentic German band (Polka!) and German food (burnt sausage).
This comes, of course, with my usual reminder that Virginia cops get off on watching the exits of these events for idiots who didn't pan ahead for a designated driver (or a cab... or a bus...) so don't get yourself arrested.
This comes, of course, with my usual reminder that Virginia cops get off on watching the exits of these events for idiots who didn't pan ahead for a designated driver (or a cab... or a bus...) so don't get yourself arrested.
Smell that? Smells like... Fall.
Looking for something fall-ish to do now that the weather is cool and the leaves are starting to turn? Oh sure, throwing pumpkins and picking apples are always good activities, but you can do those anywhere.
An hour west of DC off I-66 near Front Royal is Shenandoah National Park. If you're a lazy fat ass like me and want to stay in your car, cruise along Skyline Drive, the 105 mile road that snakes through the entire length of the park. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, dismount the chevy and hop on the back of a horse, or, God forbid... Hike. It's a whopping fifteen bucks to get in per car, so Mexi-pack your Geo and get in cheap.
And heck, while you're all the way (all the way being 60 miles) into Virginia, why not make it worth your while and stop at a few wineries along the way. Find them here.
An hour west of DC off I-66 near Front Royal is Shenandoah National Park. If you're a lazy fat ass like me and want to stay in your car, cruise along Skyline Drive, the 105 mile road that snakes through the entire length of the park. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, dismount the chevy and hop on the back of a horse, or, God forbid... Hike. It's a whopping fifteen bucks to get in per car, so Mexi-pack your Geo and get in cheap.
And heck, while you're all the way (all the way being 60 miles) into Virginia, why not make it worth your while and stop at a few wineries along the way. Find them here.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Goin to the Movies...
Along with there not being a lot of great events around the area this weekend, there isn't much in the way of new movie releases, either.
Beverly Hill Chihuahua - ok, if you're honestly going to this movie, then you wouldn't care what I have to say about it anyway and probably stumbled on this site by accident.
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Nick is recently broken up and sees his ex at an event with another guy, so he turns to Norah and asks her to be his 5-minute girlfriend to prove a point. They end up together all night (and no, not in a steamy romp in a hotel room, I don't review porn on this site. On this site...) cruising around Manhattan and getting into various supposedly comedic, yet touching situations. Ok, if you're on a date and need to see a movie, I guess this would do. It could be quasi-entertaining. At the very least, it won't make you want to gouge your eyes out like Beverly Hills Chihuahua certainly would.
My recommendation? Rent or buy Iron Man and have a relaxing night in. Order chinese. Buy some beer/wine.
Beverly Hill Chihuahua - ok, if you're honestly going to this movie, then you wouldn't care what I have to say about it anyway and probably stumbled on this site by accident.
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Nick is recently broken up and sees his ex at an event with another guy, so he turns to Norah and asks her to be his 5-minute girlfriend to prove a point. They end up together all night (and no, not in a steamy romp in a hotel room, I don't review porn on this site. On this site...) cruising around Manhattan and getting into various supposedly comedic, yet touching situations. Ok, if you're on a date and need to see a movie, I guess this would do. It could be quasi-entertaining. At the very least, it won't make you want to gouge your eyes out like Beverly Hills Chihuahua certainly would.
My recommendation? Rent or buy Iron Man and have a relaxing night in. Order chinese. Buy some beer/wine.
Top Chef Premiere Alert
Screw the election, the November happening that I'm most excited about is the premiere of the new season of Top Chef on November 12. This season will be filmed in New York, and still features the venerable Tom Colicchio of Craft fame, despite his opening of a new, quirky little restaurant in New York called Tom: Tuesday Dinner (name still in flux, thank God).
According to Bravotv.com, Padma and and Gail Simmons will also be back accompanied by a new judge, author Toby Young. Guests lined up for this season include Martha Stewart, Jean Georges, Eric Ripert, Rocko DiSpirito, and Natasha Richardson. As usual, the contestant list looks to be filled with many of the usual arrogant tool types that you can't wait to see booted by hot little Padma (just try to forget she used to be married to Salman Rushdie, a.k.a. "Old Balls")
According to Bravotv.com, Padma and and Gail Simmons will also be back accompanied by a new judge, author Toby Young. Guests lined up for this season include Martha Stewart, Jean Georges, Eric Ripert, Rocko DiSpirito, and Natasha Richardson. As usual, the contestant list looks to be filled with many of the usual arrogant tool types that you can't wait to see booted by hot little Padma (just try to forget she used to be married to Salman Rushdie, a.k.a. "Old Balls")
The Weekend Edition
Well, just as much as last weekend was a "clumper", there ain't shit going on this weekend. Which I could have told you was going to happen 6 months ago as my parents are in town for the weekend and we have nothing to do (grrrrrrrreat). There aren't even any local football teams playing in town, as the Redskins, Terps, and Navy are all away.
The few highlights:
Saturday is Taste of Bethesda. Bethesda does have a few decent restaurants (I know, who knew, I live in that area and even I don't eat there) to choose from in this annual event. Admission is free, so if you go in and don't see anything you'd like to sample, it doesn't cost you anything. If you do want to sample, tickets are available in bundles of 4 for 5$, with tastes ranging from 1-4 tickets. There is a lot of crap on the list of restaurants, but I'd check out the tables for Mortons, Blackfinn, and Passage to India.
Also on Saturday is Art on the Avenue in Alexandria. Down on Mt Vernon Avenue they shut down a few blocks and have hundreds of Artisans and crafty-types set up, as well as live entertainment and booths for food. This isn't really my cup of tea but could be entertaining if you're into that sort of thing.
As for Sunday... hey there's always football. Redskins vs. Philadelphia should be a good game, and it will be interesting to see if NE has retooled their offense during they bye week to go against San Francisco. Also keep an eye on Aaron Rodgers, who injured his shoulder last week and is listed as questionable for the game against Atlanta.
If you're more into hockey than football, the Caps play the Boston Bruins Sunday at 5pm at the Verizon Center. Hey you get a twofer - wear the Skins jersey to see the game at your favorite bar at 1, then head over to the Verizon Center and you're still dressed in team colors... kinda...
The few highlights:
Saturday is Taste of Bethesda. Bethesda does have a few decent restaurants (I know, who knew, I live in that area and even I don't eat there) to choose from in this annual event. Admission is free, so if you go in and don't see anything you'd like to sample, it doesn't cost you anything. If you do want to sample, tickets are available in bundles of 4 for 5$, with tastes ranging from 1-4 tickets. There is a lot of crap on the list of restaurants, but I'd check out the tables for Mortons, Blackfinn, and Passage to India.
Also on Saturday is Art on the Avenue in Alexandria. Down on Mt Vernon Avenue they shut down a few blocks and have hundreds of Artisans and crafty-types set up, as well as live entertainment and booths for food. This isn't really my cup of tea but could be entertaining if you're into that sort of thing.
As for Sunday... hey there's always football. Redskins vs. Philadelphia should be a good game, and it will be interesting to see if NE has retooled their offense during they bye week to go against San Francisco. Also keep an eye on Aaron Rodgers, who injured his shoulder last week and is listed as questionable for the game against Atlanta.
If you're more into hockey than football, the Caps play the Boston Bruins Sunday at 5pm at the Verizon Center. Hey you get a twofer - wear the Skins jersey to see the game at your favorite bar at 1, then head over to the Verizon Center and you're still dressed in team colors... kinda...
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Today's Tom Sietsema Chat
A couple of issues that were raised on today's Tom Sietsema Washington Post chat.
Jeans in nice restaurants. I tend to be a bit overly concerned at times about my attire, especially when going out. However, I don't think you can make a blanket 'no jeans in nice restaurants' rule.
For example, a friend of mine who was eating with me at my last birthday at Central asked about dress code, my two word response was "no jeans", and I was wrong. Last Sunday night I wore khakis and a redskins shirt to Oceanaire (they were playing DALLAS for crying out loud) and I'll guarantee I'll look nicer next weekend at Central in jeans and a Theory blazer.
Should you wear jeans to the Prime Rib? No. Cuz they won't seat you. But as long as you put some effort into looking nice for more formal occasions, I think these days jeans are ok in most situations.
The other issue was that of where to eat on business occasions downtown. The comment was in relation to ensuring that the host of business lunches or dinners doesn't choose a restaurant with exotic cuisine or no vegetarian entrees to accomodate all tastes. But I think this brings up the issue of there being a lack of good downtown business meal options, especially in the K street area if on a moderate budget. My pics, for lunch:
Expensive:
Mortons, Central, Tosca, Oceanaire, Kinkeads
Moderate:
Smith and Wollensky, McCormick and Schmicks K street
Cheap(er): Charlie Chang's, Old Ebbitt
Jeans in nice restaurants. I tend to be a bit overly concerned at times about my attire, especially when going out. However, I don't think you can make a blanket 'no jeans in nice restaurants' rule.
For example, a friend of mine who was eating with me at my last birthday at Central asked about dress code, my two word response was "no jeans", and I was wrong. Last Sunday night I wore khakis and a redskins shirt to Oceanaire (they were playing DALLAS for crying out loud) and I'll guarantee I'll look nicer next weekend at Central in jeans and a Theory blazer.
Should you wear jeans to the Prime Rib? No. Cuz they won't seat you. But as long as you put some effort into looking nice for more formal occasions, I think these days jeans are ok in most situations.
The other issue was that of where to eat on business occasions downtown. The comment was in relation to ensuring that the host of business lunches or dinners doesn't choose a restaurant with exotic cuisine or no vegetarian entrees to accomodate all tastes. But I think this brings up the issue of there being a lack of good downtown business meal options, especially in the K street area if on a moderate budget. My pics, for lunch:
Expensive:
Mortons, Central, Tosca, Oceanaire, Kinkeads
Moderate:
Smith and Wollensky, McCormick and Schmicks K street
Cheap(er): Charlie Chang's, Old Ebbitt
Capitol Visitors Center
When I first came to Washington, D.C. in 2003, the Capitol Visitors Center was fully under construction on the East front of the Capitol. Planned completion? 2004. Now after more than 5 years of living in this city, I may FINALLY get an unobstructed view of this side of the Capitol. The Washington Post is reporting the visitors center is supposed to open December 2nd. I wouldn't put money on it, but hey at least it seems like we're getting closer ($611 million later).
Metro Continues to (try to) Improve Communication
Yes, there is now, and will forever be, track work every single weekend on some part of the Metrorail system. Previously, Metro would announce the upcoming weekend's work on Thursday afternoon, giving riders just 24 hours before the earliest of the major projects started.
To improve communication with the riders (and keep them from storming John Catoe's house... it wasn't me, I swear...), they're now releasing a full month's schedule ahead of time. So, if you know you have a full weekend's worth of errand running on metro, or a major event to get to, check out the schedule well in advance and make appropriate alternate plans when needed (which will be a lot). http://www.wmata.com/
To improve communication with the riders (and keep them from storming John Catoe's house... it wasn't me, I swear...), they're now releasing a full month's schedule ahead of time. So, if you know you have a full weekend's worth of errand running on metro, or a major event to get to, check out the schedule well in advance and make appropriate alternate plans when needed (which will be a lot). http://www.wmata.com/
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