The Best Travel Sites

With the economy sour, and a plethora of Web sites out there promising the best value for your travel dollar, which sites sort through the clutter and save you money? Here are some of my favorites:

Kayak.com - The now eponymous site compares some of the more popular Internet web properties and compares the prices for you in one central interface, saving you the time and effort of visiting the different sites themselves. Kayak is useful in a few ways depending on the type of travel-related booking you are looking for. For airlines, it allows you a lot of filtering options to see the best priced based on the time you want to travel, nearby airports, stops, etc. Most airline Web sites have a best-price guarantee so if you know you want to fly, say, American, just visit their Web site, but if you want to compare conveniences, Kayak is the way to go.

Kayak is probably most useful in saving money on hotels. With a much less standard rate system, culling the various sites is more useful than airlines for a price comparison. Its also helpful for a city like New York with tons of hotels to have maping features. You can also save big bucks on rental cars with Kayak.

Travelzoo - Travelzoo's interface sucks and I'm not a huge fan of its search functionality. But the Weekly Top Twently list is amazing. Mailed out Wednesdays, it contains 20 of the best travel deals around the country - you can't really target to your preferred destination but give it time and eventually you'll strike gold.

Hotwire - Hotwire is pretty much the same thing as priceline, except it seems slightly less... sketchy. Hotwire is different because it gives you the price up front, it just doesn't tell you the airline or name of the hotel. I do like the interface on the hotel side, where you can search by area and star level. Frequently, if you know the area well enough you can get a pretty good guess as to where you're staying before you committ.

Priceline - Anyone who has used priceline frequently enough has a horror story. You really have to think and consider all eventualities before booking, but if you can truly be flexible, you can save oodles of cash. I like priceline best for hotels, sometimes you can get a better rate with a similar arrangement than you can on Hotwire. BE WARNED though, even though the rooms are technically double occupancy, if you're in a place like NYC where the average hotel room is the size of a shoe box, you shouldn't plan on being able to get two beds or shacking up with 15 of your closest friends. When booking airline tickets, BE WARNED, the VAST majority of priceline tickets booked are on VERY early flights out of the airport. If you can't fly out at 6am, don't book on Priceline.

Another New Restaurant Coming Soon to Eastern Market

It's somewhat fitting that on the day the new Matchbox outpost opens in Eastern Market, we find out that Acqua al Due will soon by joining the 8th St SE neighborhood. The original AAD is in Florence, and there is another U.S. outpost in San Diego. So far the reaction from those who have actually been to the Florence location has been ecstatic, so we'll hope the restuarant maintains that quality and style when it moves to DC in the coming months.

Acqua al Due isn't the first European restaurant group to take notice of DC recently. My beloved Vapianos originally hails from across the pond as well. Perhaps our European friends are realizing what many Americans haven't - that DC is a serious restaurant city, but with cheaper rents and less competition than the Manhattan market to test their toes in the eastern US waters.

DC's Drinking Binge

Well I guess I should be more specific in the title, the Inaugural Drinking Binge.

So early reports are that the City Council has passed a plan to allow bars in the District to remain open until 5am for 5 days surrounding the inauguration come January. This upset me, and at first I wasn't sure why.

I mean, I was all in favor of the convention cities doing this over the summer. It increases the amount of money bars can make and will likely lessen the 2am crush (Because lets face it, few people make it to 5am, departures will be more dispersed). Plus its just nice not having to worry about a 145 last call.

I think I'm pissed because I live here year round and don't get the benefits of these policies designed to make the city that much better for visitors - many of whom will never return. I mean, who pays the extra police enforcement needed for this venture? (well, not me, since I live a block outside of the district, but you get my point).

What ticks me off the most is I won't be able to partake in this new found freedom. No way am I going to be downtown when there are literally millions of visitors milling about and clogging the metro. Oh sure, I haven't seen the business side of a 3am bar closing time more than twice in the last year, but that isn't the point. It's the principle of the thing... or something...

Matchbox on the Hill to Open This Week

After about a year of construction and permit delays, Matchbox will open its second DC outpost this Friday in DC's Eastern Market neighborhood (521 8th St SE). Initially the restaurant will only be open for dinner and weekend brunch, once things get rolling smoothly with those services, they'll start doing lunch as well. The brunch will be both Saturday and Sunday, and supposedly will have a jazz trio as well - sure to become a popular place for those not as please with Tunnicliffs.

The Matchbox downtown is incredibly popular, and for the most part this seems well deserved. With amazing miniburgers and solid pizzas, the menu is a crowd pleaser. Lord knows the Hill could use a few more restaurants that go above bar food, and there is even a rumor that once things get settled this second location may take reservations.

Life Concierge Goes to Mexico

So my family decided that this year, instead of spending Thanksgiving in Iowa (LC Point of Origination), we'd fly down to Mexico to spend the holiday eating lobster and chilling by the beach.

Good idea, right? Mmmmmmm not so fast. Like most things in life, you have to tailor the experience to the audience, and this is where this particular junket fell a bit short.

All-inclusive resorts are the way to go... if you're on your honeymoon/engaged/celebrating anniversary. The food is unlimited, the booze flow free, it's relaxed and chill, and most of the resorts are secluded little hideaways between Cancun and Cozumel. At least the one we were staying at was immaculate with a great staff.

But looking at this from a family vacation perspective - booze flow free = embarassing drunken incidents with the parents. Relaxed and chill = there is NOTHING to do but lay by the pool and drink (i'm sorry folks but just sitting in silence for four days CAN get old). Secluded = prison surrounded by a high fence with nothing but 20 miles of mexican jungle on three sides and the ocean on the other.

One day, Life Concierge escaped to the hotel district up in Cancun and was somewhat shocked to find the same thing. Granted, there were a LOT of hotels here that were very close together,but they all seemed to be their own walled off little universes. I didn't see any bars, clubs, very little shopping, and almost no restaurants outside of the hotels. I imagine if I had gone into downtown Cancun this would have changed, but it was certainly not the scene I imagined.

I guess the moral of the story is, if you're going away for a week with your significant other, one of these resorts would be a great way to go. But I think the fam would have had a much better time in Miami, Las Vegas, or New York.

Fair Warning

If you're flying into DCA after 12:30 and expect to take a taxi home, expect to wait. From the Life Concierge's personal experience very early this morning, there is nothing more unpleasant than finishing an international jaunt surrounded by screaming kids and yapping weiner dogs than having to wait an hour in the middle of the night for a cab.

Private car services aren't as bad as you'd think, and in most places Super Shuttle runs 24 hours and operates on very short notice.

New Visitors Center (finally) Opening

Six years and $621 million dollars has been spent on the boondoggle known as the Capitol Visitors Center, and for the first time visitors will FINALLY be able to see the inside of this facility on Tuesday afternoon.

Capitol Tours have beena awkward for quite some time, in the 1790's the designers didn't really plan the grounds with thousands of daily visitors in mind. So, Congress decided it was time to build a visitors center that protected constituents from the elements while they were organized into tours. That was 15 years ago at a price tag of $71 million. Delay after delay occured, (tearing up the Capitol grounds is apparently a sensitive topic) and then 9/11 occurred. All of a sudden this project took on a new sense of urgency along with a new sense of scale. A shadow government center, office space, and new security measures for the center were to be added. Planned completion? Before the inauguration in January, 2005.

I've lived in DC for five and a half years, and in that time I've never seen the front of the Capitol when it was NOT behind a construction fence (granted, its been a few weeks since I walked by, that may be down now).

But hey, enough looking back, time to look forward. Apparently the new center is shiny and bright. Even better, there is now a new scheduling system for tours that replaces the old absurd way of getting to the grounds at 7am to try to get a timed slot later in the day. Thanks for embracing technology folks. To reserve your spot, visit: http://www.visitthecapitol.com

The Refurbished American History Museum

So I went to the newly re-opened American History Museum this morning. Now, in the interest of full disclosure I should point out that I generally hate museums. I also don't really like people, so this wasn't exactly my cup of tea, but I'll try to look at it objectively...

The museum is certainly much more bright and open than it used to be - thats the good part.

Honestly I gotta ask what took them two years to do this, though. The wings of the museum are essentially the same as they've always been - they just re-did the middle section. Yes, it is dramatically different than it used to be... but two years worth?

The big draw - the Star Spangled Banner, is set in a very nice display, but unfortunately its not longer in an open space like it used to be. As a result, there was about a 30 minute line this morning to get to see it. Sure, today was probably much more busy than a normal November Saturday, but come tourist season this is going to be one more long line to stand in.

Bottom line, the new setup is nice, and was probably needed, but temper expectations

This Weekend

Everyone is focused on the big holiday coming up next week, what they're going to do with days off, travel plans, etc. but there are a few things going on this weekend.

After a 2-year remodeling project, the American History Museum opens again with a bang (literally, as there will be a canon) on Friday. The formerly-disjointed space is supposedly now much more accessible and open, and the Star Spangled Banner is back on prominent display.

Friday's festivities will open with a reading of the Emancipation Proclamation by Colin Powell, and the special events continue all weekend. It's TBD as to whether the museum will continue to ask patrons to walk through the mags before entering, but if so be prepared for long lines. Even though its, like, the anti-tourist season around here (which we're thankful for), I'd expect the lines to be extreme this weekend.

Saturday (well, and Friday, too, but your life concierge is going Saturday) is the annual big bash - the Old Ebbitt Oyster Riot. There are a number of tickets on Craigslist as of now, but a quick check suggests you'd better be prepared to pay a significant upcharge from the original cost (the event sold out in 16 minutes back in early September). The event is 630-930, and you can stop by beforehand to pick up your bracelet starting at 4 if you so wish. Yeah, the Ebbitt has free valet, but don't use it. Come on people, all you can drink open bar. Hail a cab.

Sunday the Redskins play the Seahawks at 4:15pm. The skins desperately need this game. Desperately. Even though the Seahawks are only 2-8 on the season, Hasselback has returned and is getting some of his receivers back from injury - and we all saw how difficult it was for the Skins to beat the Lions. Add in the fact that Zorn came from Seattle and Holmgren knows his tricks, and this thing could get interesting

The $1500 Dinner

This week, two of the country's top chefs gathered at New York's Per Se restaurant at the Times Warner Center to prepare a 20-course feast. The cost? $1500 per person.

Thomas Keller of California's French Laundry (among numerous other ventures) and Greg Achatz of Chicago's Alinea have recently released a cookbook, and what better way to celebrate and market than to cook three of these blowout meals - one at Per Se, one at Alinea, and one at the French Laundrty. $1500 sounds like a lot for one meal (and who are we kidding, it is), but it's also a once-in-a-lifetime experience that includes 20 courses from two of the nation's top chefs, wine pairings, tax, tip, and a signed copy of the book.

Here's the menu... http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/11/dining/Mentor_Protege_Dinner.pdf

(and in case anyone wondered how bad the economy is, not to worry - all three dinners are sold out with mile-long waiting lists)

Yet Another Reason to Avoid Adams Morgan on the Weekends

The Adams Morgan Business Improvement District and the bowtie-wearing DC Councilman Jim Graham recently teamed up to try to improve traffic on 18th Street through the area with an alternative taxi system.

There are now two taxi stands set up near 18th street, and from 9pm until 4am this 90 day pilot program makes it illegal for a taxi to pick up a fare on 18th Street if not at one of these designated stands.

First of all, I don't see the point. Except for stalling Metrobus, which could easily route itself 1 block away in either direction, 18th St isn't a major thruway, and isn't a major traffic disruption to rush hour at those times. Yes, traffic gets clogged there on the weekends, but the only people it's really blocking that badly are the very ones who are causing the issue - the bar traffic taking cabs to go out. Yeah, its annoying, but not intolerable. Residents in the area can take easily-accessed alternate routes.

And shockingly, reports are widespread that the system isn't working. People who try to obey the rules while cabs skirt the taxi stands in favor of side streets one or two blocks over - so all they've done is to spread out the problem to streets that were previously clear for the most part. Which is even better when you consider that the violent crime rate has spiked in that area recently, so sending the scattered masses into the less-travelled neighborhoods nearby is a swell idea. Not.

Adams Morgan is a good time... Tues - Thursday. I know I'm going to get hate mail for this, but this is just the latest in a long list of reasons to stay away from 18th Street on the weekend.

Thanksgiving Travel Warning

A few notes regarding Thanksgiving travel next week:

- Parking at DCA is never easy around the holidays - there simply aren't enough spaces for the amount of travellers. There is good news and bad news here... The good news is the airport authority is expanding the parking garages to accomodate more parking in the future. The bad news? Construction is currently ongoing, greatly limiting the number of available spaces. Before you leave for the airport, check out http://www.metwashairports.com/reagan/parking_transportation_4/parking_2 for the current number of available spaces. If you have to park economy, add 15 minutes to your trip to the airport so you can take the shuttle. And I wouldn't be surprised if those economy spots filled up next week. Metro is the best alternative (but yes, I loathe taking my suitcase on the train as well).

- Despite pleas from travelers ever since last Thanksgiving, the word from area VDOT/MDOT is that the new Wilson Bridge lanes will still not be open next week to ease the influx of traffic. Apparently painting those lines takes a reeeeeeeeeeeeally loooooooooong tiiiiiiiiiime.

- A one bright spot: President Bush is once again opening up "Holiday Express Lanes" for air travel through military airspace normally off-limits to civilian traffic. This helps to ease traditional choke points when air "lanes" merge around these zones, and decreases traffic delays (which will be lighter than years past anyway due to reduced schedules).

- Seattle Tacoma, Chicago O'Hare, and Washington Dulles are all opening new runways this Thursday. All three are projects to significantly reduce delays during inclement weather - you can't have two runways open during bad visibility if they are too close together, so these improvements are coming just in time for the winter season.

And, as always, remember people with millions of people taking to the roads, rails, and airways, a little patience goes along way to keeping everyone happy. Get to the airport a bit early, chill out, and for the love of God remember exact change on the airplane.

Restaurant Week Part Tres?

It's True! Open Table (if you don't know what open table is, get off my site. Now. Go.) is running a promotion called the Appetite Stimulus Plan. Similar to Restaurant Week, a 3-course lunch is $24 and dinner is $35. 150 Restaurants are participating, but the promotion ends this Friday so book fast!

http://www.opentable.com/promo.aspx?m=9&ref=4684&pid=329

DC Steak Houses

It seems like you can't go a block these days in DC without running into a steakhouse. Which are worth you dollars? Depends on what you're looking for...

The Palm - This is the steak place everyone knows but few seem to have been to. Recently The Palm underwent renovations - gone is the clubby and dark feeling, its now bright and very open with a lot of windows and a "modern" feel. It just doesn't really work for me, though. This is a K street staple, and it seems like it should play more towards its audience, not try to be young and hip for the dupont crowd. I've heard a fair number of people say the food is tired and the steak isn't that great - none of the steak regulars I know visit The Palm anymore.

Smith and Wollensky - Across the street from the Palm, this old standby has a more rustic feeling interior. I like S/W for lunch - they have a decent burger and some good salads, but I don't see myself here at dinner. While I appreciate that they haven't remodeled for the ultra-modern set like The Palm, the interior looks a little tired and dingy - but the prices are reflective of something more.

Mortons - this national chain seems to be the most popular of the DC area steakhouses, with locations near K St, Crystal City, and Bethesda. Yes, Mortons is a chain, but doesn't always feel like one. They have great bread before dinner, a respectable wine list, and a usually experienced staff. This is a classic, safe steakhouse where you know you'll get a good meal and a good experience, though you probably won't be blown away by anything in particular.

Capitol Grille - I want to like this place, I really do. The interior is, in my opinion, what a good steakhouse should be. A little dark, rich, warm. But they have some serious consistency problems with the food and service. Yes, I'm under 40 and don't drive a Bentley, but my money is as good as the guy's across the room, and I know how to tip. The tartare is very good, and they have the best tomato and vidalia onion salad I've had around here. The entrees can be iffy, I've had some wonderful steaks before and some that weren't so great, and a tuna steak that was cooked to the point of being rubbery by the time it hit the table (ordered medium rare). This is a chain and I've only hit the Capitol Hill location, the others may be better (or worse).

Charlie Palmer Steak - This plays pulls off the modern steakhouse that The Palm tries and fails to, and they do it really well. The ambience is bright and open without being jarringly so, and the menu is similar. The tuna tartare is excellent as a starter, and all of the beef and seafood entrees I've had have been top notch. Dessert is also a hit, too - get the Chocolate Pave if it's on the menu when you are there. Fair warning, the markup on the wine list is excessive. Service goes from being professional to detached. During lunch, they do offer a $25 3-course special from a small list of pre-defined choices.

Ruth's Chris - this is a ubiquitous chain steakhouse, and it feels like it. A side of a Caramelized beefsteak tomato is good in theory - but not if its February with a hot house tomato. Steaks are ok, but at this price point I'd hit Mortons instead. If you gotta go, the Dupont location seems to be the area's best.

Prime Rib - I actually just ate at Prime Rib last night, so its still fresh. Walking into Prime Rib is a bit like stepping into 1940. Jackets and ties are required for men in the dining room for dinner, there is leopard skins carpet, black leather booths, etc. The tomato and onion salad was ok, and the sides were a bit on the small side and a bit weak. But the beef... three of us had the filet that was perfectly cooked to medium rare and had a great, buttery flavor. The prime rib was HUGE and well-marbled. And you HAVE to get the bread pudding here if you go - it was the best I've ever had by far.

Ray's the Steaks - I debated about putting this on the list because it isn't really a DC steakhouse per se - its in Clarendon and is definately a different breed. There is no decor, they take no reservations - but the beef is good and its incredibly reasonably priced.

Super Duper Flight Sale

Due to lagging demand, Southwest has announced a major flight sale all across the U.S., and many of the legacy carriers have followed suit. Southwest's fares are $49-109 for weekday travel (each way) and $59-159 for weekends. These are by fare the lowest fares that I've seen in months, and the sale ends TOMORROW, so if you're planning on booking travel for a winter vacation, book NOW.

New Sushi Joint in Chinatown

A new sushi place (well, ok, Japanese Restaurant) has opened in Chinatown at 5th and H St. NW, and so far it's getting pretty good reviews.

Momiji looks to offer many of the standard sushi staples with a few unique rolls added to the mix. There are also the ubiquitous miso soup and tempura options. This could be a good alternative to the nearby Wok 'n Roll - which has always smelled a bit odd (though the sushi isn't bad).

Putting the Lounge Back in Cap Lounge

When the House recessed this fall for the election, Cap Lounge took advantage of the lull by closing the dankish lower level to be remodeled. Just in time for the return of the Hill posse, the lower level has re-opened with a new and improved loungy-ness.

The remodel includes new flooring, new ceilings, what had to have been a DEEP cleaning, and trendy new furnishings. But more exciting are the changes in the beer selection.

Behind the downstairs bar is now a refrigerator with nearly 50 beers by the bottle, and on top of the bar there will soon be twelve taps. Why, oh why, with all of these beers, do they STILL not offer Miller Lite?!

The current beer list includes the usual domestics (non-miller products), Rogue Dead Guy, several Chimays, Bell's Porter, Eggenberg Doublebock (a favorite of the Life Concierge when Miller Lite is missing) and Smuttynose Old Brown Dog, plus quite a few more.

The lounge always had a certain divey feeling that I liked, but downstairs took it a bit far. Hopefully this will be a much better alternative (no word yet on if the pool tables remain - lets hope so.)

Holiday Air Fare Sales

Most people who are planning to fly over the holidays are seeing sticker shock at the ticket prices. Many tickets are up 50% over last year, and some rural-to-rural tickets (imagine Bemidji, MN to Butte, MT) are averaging over $1,000. So the theme of this year is, if you see a moderate fare, grab it while the grabbing is good.

Having said that, most airlines are starting to offer non-peak sales around the Christmas/New Years holiday (I've gotten emails from NWA and AA about this, but I bet they're all doing it). Which days are off peak? Well... think of the most convenient days to travel, and then search for the opposite. Christmas Eve and Christmas day are both good options. If you want to fly out on 12/23 and come bac 12/27 - so does everyone else, so be prepared to pay up. Even though the best fares are off peak, I'd check out the airlines' Web sites and see if you can at least do one of the legs at a reduced fare. A couple of weeks ago I paid $473 for my flight, that same flight is now $441 - not a huge difference, but I'm also not flying on off-peak days.

Tom Sietsema in some hot water...

Tom reviewed the new Logan restaurant named Commissary last Friday. Well, I wouldn't say he reviewed it as much as he slammed it in a piece that was unusually vitrolic for the mild-mannered critic.

Today, the post issued a complete retraction and pulled the article from their Web site. Apparently Tom had a prior "personal relationship" with one of the owners of Commissary's parent company, and the Post (and Commissary's owners) feel as though he should have recused himself from this review.

What the nature of the "personal relationship" was, is unclear. It is clear, however, that Tom was pouring an unusual amount of criticism on the fledgling restaurant - we'll hope he was just having a bad day and there was no sinister intent.

DC Traffic Alert

If you're thinking of driving around the DC suburbs tonight... don't. The Washington Redskins kick off about 8:40 at FedEx Field in Landover, and the beltway will be jammed with the usual pre-game crowd during the height of rush hour. Even on Saturdays, game-related delays extend the full 60+ mile stretch of the loops, and turn 295/Anacostia freeway into a parking lot. My recommendation is to take East Capital/Central Avenue.

On the opposite side, Obama is holding his closing rally tonight in Manassas, except the usual expedient (hahaha I made a funny) ride out of town on 66W to be especially mind numbing. It's been suggested you add 2 hours if you're headed to Prince William - good luck.

With 40,000 going to Manassas and 90,000+ at Fedex, it's a rare day I'm happy I metro.

Finn McCools Version 3.0?

Rumor on the street has it that Finn MacCools in Eastern Market is in the process of being sold to the owner of another nearby bar, who then plans to close it for a few months to be remodeled.

FMacs used to be a reliable go-to after work on the hill if you wanted to avoid the classic hill scene. Above average food, friendly bartenders, a decent jukebox, etc. Then several years ago it was bought out by a few guys who were a bit... green and things started to go downhill. It still isn't a bad place to go, but got cut from the top of the list, so this buyout could be good news if its true.

The place has a lot of potential - a large space spread out two floors make it idea for live music downstairs, a more loungy upstairs, dining during the day and more drinking at night. Sort of a mix between Fado and Rock n Roll Hotel if done right.

Election Night

Election Night in DC resembles a sort of.... super Super Bowl. Election night around here takes on a bit of a more serious tone as most people in the metro area are directly affected by the results - even if you don't work in politics, it is the primary driver of the area's economy and any local will tell you that economy sees big changes depending on which party is in the White House. Not that the evening still can't be festive - this damn thing has been going on for 2 years, and win or lose there are a lot of exhausted people out there glad that it's finally coming to an end. So... how to mark the occasion?

Well, just like the Super Bowl, you have a good mix of bar specials, sanctioned parties, and private events. A couple of things to keep in mind - the metro closes at midnight, cabs will be hard to find, and most of us have to be at work Wednesday morning (a sore point for your Life Concierge.)

Bar specials - Any bar with a television will likely be showing the results, most with the volume up. Hill bars like Hawk and Dove, Bullfeathers, Cap Lounge and Tune Inn will be packed with very partisan crowds. Chef Geoff Restaurants (including Lia's) and the Clydes restaurants are all hosting results parties. Bars are not the best venue for the serious observer for several reasons - first, the crowd is going to be large and loud. Secondly, if you wind up on the losing side and don't get the joke, you aren't going to enjoy seeing the crowd reaction from the winners. Plus, who wants to get a pink slip in the form of a TV announcer while surrounded by 300 drunken revelers celebrating the opposition's win? Probably best for the casual crowd that is more interested in people watching than results watching.

Sanctioned Parties - the Capitol Hill Club, DNC Club, and just about every special interest group in town will be throwing soirees to see the results. While both campaigns are hosting their parties out of the area (Illinois and Arizona), the RNC is hosting an invitation-only event at a downtown hotel, and am sure the DNC has a similar arrangement. If you have an invite to any of these types of events, this is probably the best bet for those who are deeply involved in the process - you'll be surrounded by people who are like-minded and who are as interested in the outcome as you are. Will probably be kind of a bummer though if that side loses the night...

Private Event - If you have a tv and nothing to do, have a few friends come over and BYOB. I personally like this because if you are interested in targeted races more than the national picture, you can stay up-to-date in your computer while watching the results with friends. Bear in mind the partisan leanings of your invite list... a mixed crowd is fine but obnoxious types who take it too seriously can make for a long evening.

Goin to the Movies...

The controversial Zack and Miri Make a Porno opens this weekend. This movie scored a major public relations coup when the MPAA refused to endorse the poster for the film - apparently it implied mutual oral sex. The studio wisely played off that by releasing a poster that said this movie is so titillating that we can only show you this drawing, and then there are two stick figures. Of course there is also the fact that the editors had to do some serious cut-work to back the film off its original NC-17 rating. The plot is, Zack and Miri are apparently long-time plutonic friends that decide one day to go make a porno to make some cash.

While this promises to be hilarious, I'm kinda getting Seth Rogen-ed out. I loved Superbad and Knocked Up, but Pineapple Express really did me in for awhile. Though, this one is directed by Kevin Smith, not Judd Apatow, so maybe it will take a decidedly different direction than the previous flicks. In any event, it promises to get a lot of chuckles.

The Birthday Dinner

There was recently an article in Slate (that I'm way too lazy to find the link for) bemoaning birthday dinners as we grow into our later 20's and early 30's. You know the events, crammed in a loud restaurant in between a lot of people you don't know - and when the check comes it always seems to split out against your favor. Plus there is the invariable drama that will ensue by the end of the evening.

But it doesn't have to be this way. Some tips to throwing a successful birthday dinner.

- Set your own expectations. This is dinner out with your friends, not a wedding for 300 guests. It's a birthday, and God willing you'll have another one next year, so relax a bit and realize it doesn't have to be perfect.

- Keep in mind the price point. Sure, you may be willing to drop $150 on dinner if it's your birthday, but what about everyone else at the table? Because sure enough, you're going to be invited to theirs, so please be considerate. Also don't be offended if people can't make it, they may honestly not be able to afford dinner at a modest restaurant and are embarassed by that - cut some slack and see if they want to meet up for a drink some other time to celebrate.

- And for pete's sake people, pay your own damned check. If people want to buy you something, go out after and they can buy you a shot. They don't want to buy you dinner any more than you want to buy them dinner on their birthday - it all evens out in the end, lets just stop this madness. (does not apply to family members or people you may be sleeping with)

- Keep the crowd small. We all have segregated groups of friends with some blurred lines. You have your work friends, your weekend friends, your football friends, your friends from home, etc. Chances are a lot of these people won't know each other and don't have anything to talk about. Choose a small group of your core friends that you know and that will get along well together. This cuts down on the hassle, makes the evening easier for everyone, and ensures you'll have a better (Drama-free) evening. Plus its a good excuse if people get pissed they aren't invited - it's not a blow out, just a small dinner.

- If need be, do the two-tiered event. Go out to the nice restaurant with a small group, but then tell everyone you know that you'll be at (name) bar at a certain time (after dinner) if they want to stop by. This makes everyone feel included and doesn't put undue pressure on you to have a huge table at the restaurant.

- Organize your own. Don't tell a friend of yours to just handle it and then back out of the situation, otherwise you'll end up at a restaurant you don't like surrounded by people you don't know. And those not invited will STILL be pissed at you that they weren't - even though you didn't organize.

Some suggestions for a birthday night in the DC area:

- Dinner with four of your friends at Central followed by drinks, games, and a larger crowd at Rocket Bar in Chinatown

- For the ladies, dinner at Bistro Lepic or Mendocino in Georgetown, then go shaky your booties on M street.

- For the gents, hit up your favorite sports bar for a full Sunday of watching football, drinking too much, and eating ubiquitous ground meat products. Or in the spring/summer, buy the cheap tickets at the baseball game and camp out at the bar in left field.

The Weekend Edition

Let's face it, this weekend is all Halloween, all the time. See last week's Halloween post for more details. A few highlights:

Tonight - Helix Lounge hosts its pumpkin carving contest - starts at six, get there early as there are limited pumpkins.

Friday - Nightmare on M street bar crawl around Dupont. Various bar specials from 15 bars, but be warned, the most popular places get PACKED so hit the less vibrant of the 15 for a better time (and any shot at a drink). There is also a B-horror movie marathon at the Arlington Draft House if you're into those sorts of flicks.

Saturday - Halloween festivities continue with a big costume party at Fur nightclub. Kidz in the Hall is also at Rock n Roll Hotel.

Sunday - Turn back those clocks. Extra hour of bar time!

"New" Hotel on Embassy Row

It seems as thought the brilliant minds at Starwood Hotel Company are rebranding the Westin on Embassy Row into a high-end "luxury" property called The Fairfax.

Um yeah not so much guys.

I really like Westins. In fact they're probably my hotel of choice. But an ultra-luxury, high end boutique hotel they are not. Spinning the historic properties of a location is fine, but at the end of the day Westin is still a chain brand, and a 3.5-4 star brand at that. I highly doubt that many who will shell out $350 a night for a room will not see the fact that this is still a Westin and not on par with the Willard, Ritz Carlton, or 4-Seaons hotels nearby. Adding insult to injury, they've added a "high end" restaurant, The Jockey Club, to the property. I can probably count the number of hotel restaurants that are worth eating at on one hand - I don't see this newest venture opening with an unknown chef to make that list.

Oh well, at least they'll make money. I mean, after all, I'm sure taking the same hotel and adding $100 a night to the room rent in this economy will go over just swimmingly.

Free Burger Chee-Burger

Z-Burger in Tenleytown will be giving out free burgers today to anyone who brings in a coupon from the current City Paper (available just about everywhere for free in newstands).

The burger race in DC has been heating up lately, with Landrum's Hell Burger competing with Bethesda's BGR Burger Joint, to Michel Richard's incarnation at Central (and a rumored new restaurant), to Palena's gourmet version. Z-Burger is sure to attract some votes so long as they're free.

The only catch? You have to go to Tenleytown. While you're there, would you stop by Best Buy just up the road and get my freaking Blackberry back? That'd be grrrrrrrreat.

Holiday Shopping in a Slow Economy

As we near Halloween, more and more retail outlets are beginning to ramp up for the holiday shopping season. But it doesn't take Alan Greenspan to see that sales will be slumping this year, with the stock market taking a dive and unemployment on the rise. What does this mean for you?

It's a mixed bag for consumers. On a positive note, competition for dollars being spent this year will be vicious. This means bigger sales and more promos to lure customers into stores and keep them there once they arrive. I would imagine gimmicky shopping events like the early morning sales the day after Thanksgiving will be even more outrageous than ever before. Retailers are anticipating few outtings per shopper, so when they have 'gimme days' like Black Friday, they will do all they can to make it worth their while.

On the flip side, to a certain extent larger retailers are already writing off the 2008 holiday season and not even putting up a fight. Why spend the money on resources when it's a losing battle anyway - or so the thinking goes. This could mean less advertising, which probably won't bother anyone too much. But what will hurt, are the drastic reductions in inventory ordering for chains like Target. The lesson for this fall is going to be shop early and grab what you can while it's there, because with inventories so low you may not get another chance.

The Grown Up Christmas List

Cheesehead and I were discussing the difficulties of coming up with a viable wish list for the holidays. Once you get to be of a certain age and have a professional career, this gets more difficut because, if you're anything like me, if you see something you want that is reasonably priced you just buy it. The items that we don't just purchase are generally out of the dollar range for those buying gifts for us, but, we aren't really ready to embrace that phase where you get a sweater or a tie or maybe a new socket wrench for Christmas. Here are a few ideas for a grown up wish list:

1. Airline gift certificate - Air travel ain't getting any cheaper, so asking friends and loved ones for airline dollars can help bridge that gap for your February Caribbean adventure from 'no chance in hell' to 'I think I can make this work.' I mean sure if they want to get you a full-value ticket, great, but any value helps defer the cost and gives you value that lasts beyond Christmas morning.

2. Car repairs - I know, not the most exciting thing in the world, but if you have a car, chances are there is something you've been putting off paying for at the shop. Ask for that new set of tires, transmission fluid flush, or air conditioning repair. It'll be a load off your mind and your wallet to get that stuff done. Don't have a car? Ask for zipcar bucks.

3. Luggage - Another item for the 'things I'd rather not spend money on' column. I tend to opt for the $40 target special on my luggage, and then wonder why it never seems to last. Ask for a good piece or set of luggage that will hold up as you spend your airline gift certificate you also got...

4. Expensive dinner for 2 - this is in the price range for many people's holiday gifts, but isn't something most of us splurge on ourselves that often. Ask for a $200 gift certificate to one of the area's nicer restaurants and make an evening of it.

5. A massage - a really good massage can be had for under $100, and for many, is just what is needed after spending the holiday's with their family.

Going to the Movies

Tomorrow the weather is supposed to be just this side of miserable, so why not take in a movie?

Saw V - well, it wouldn't be Halloween without another crappy sequel to this horror series. I guess if you're a fan of horror movies, this is your best bet.

Pride and Glory - sweeping cop drama about a cop family torn apart when it's revealed that one of them is not squeaky clean. Hmmmmm, or you could save ten bucks and just rent We Own the Night with Robert Duvall and J. Phoenix (yeah I didn't feel like looking up how to spell his name) - its the same movie and WOTN was pretty good.

High School Musical 3 - chances are if you saw the first two, you'll be going to this and you'll like it. Otherwise, stay away.... far away.

Changeling - this Clint Eastwood movie stars Angelina Jolie as a woman who loses her son, and when the LAPD finds and returns him, she claims they've made a mistake and the boy returned is not actually her son. Clint Eastwood has a pretty good history with directing, so this one is a fair bet of being a good film. There has been some concern lately that Jolie tends to overtake her roles no matter what they are, but it still looks like an interesting story.

Get Your Halloween Freak On...

Well, this is normally the time on Thursdays when I write about what's going on this weekend. What with Saturday forecast to be cold and raining... there ain't jack. Watch some football. See a movie (see Going to the Movies post tomorrow morning).

But with next Friday being Halloween, there are all sorts of spooky events afoot. Here are some of the entertainment options:

Tuesday

High Heel Race in Dupont. You wanna talk about getting your freak on... (hey I mean just as much the spectators as the participants, pipe down) A bunch of drag queens "race" down 17th St between R and Church streets Tuesday night at 9pm. This event draws HUGE crowds and is kind of one of those things that you can't really be considered a local until you've done.

Thursday

Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is having their annual pumpkin carving happy hour next Thursday night. It's free (except your bar tab) - just show up at 6, get one of 30 pumpkins (first come, first serve) and carve away. Best carving gets a free stay, while scariest gets a prize valued at $50.

Friday

Hotel Helix's Helix Lounge is hosting Alice in Helixland - a charity costume party for Whitman Walker clinic. 7-10pm, 10$ entry includes 2 drink tickets.

Georgetown Events Happy Hour - I am in no way endorsing this event, held annually at the Post Office Pavilion. I'm pretty sure this is the one that someone was stabbed at least year. Tickets are $100 at the door and you can win big bar tabs at shitty bars like Smith Point. Costumes required.

Nightmare on M St Bar Crawl - hit the Dupont Bar Circuit in this yearly event - tickets are $20 if you register at the door at either Rumors or Front page - then 15 bars are participating with drink specials.

The Guide to Drinking (Heavily) On Weeknights

It's not a big secret that D.C. is a city lubricated with alcohol (well, and bullshit - oddly enough you build up tolerance to both over time, but I digress...). Cocktail parties, fundraisers, association receptions and client dinners mean that, unlike a lot of scenes, there is never a shortage of places to drink Monday - Thursday in this town (and then of course your private lives on the weekend, but this is a guide to weeknight drinking). Throw in the fact that many of these functions come with an open bar (surest way to pack in the bodies), and that many hill staffers are actively encouraged, if not required, to drink with their bosses, and you have a recipe for unpleasant mornings.

Oh sure, you could be one of those "responsible" types that goes out and only has a few, but what's the fun in that? Lets face it few of us can make it from Sunday to Friday without going out (or going insane), so how to survive? Follow these tips, garnered from years of (heavily) drinking on weeknights:

1. Starting time is crucial. If the first glass hits your mouth at 8:30 or after, this is a serious no-go situation. I mean, you have to set yourself up for success from the get-go. Not starting until 8:30 pretty much guarantees you will be at the bar until well after midnight - not a good harbinger of morning success the next day. Yes, I'm sorry this DOES preclude going out for Monday Night Football, but seriously, they don't kick that off until 8:45.

2. Conversly, while the D.C. bar closing time is officially 2 a.m., for those professionals over the age of 23 - consider it 11:30pm. This gets you home by midnight and asleep by 12:30 (or 12:01 if you're like me), thereby ensuring at least 7 hours of sleep. This is VITAL to recovery - DO NOT CLOSE THE BAR (he says while slamming his fist on the table). You aren't 21 anymore (well ok there may be a few of you out there, go ahead and learn your lesson the hard way).

3. Weeknights are not the times to play chemist with the alcohol. Pick a known commodity and stick with it throughout the night. For me, it's light beer, for others it's vodka tonic or jack and diet, but no matter what - weeknight drinking should be kept to your standard "go-to" drink that you are most used to it. Oh sure, I know what reaction I'll get from wine - I'll feel like my processing speed will be at 50% the next day - not good. Jager Bombs? I won't be nauseated, its just like I have a 12-hour accute case of mono the next day. And for the love of God don't mix and match - you'll just end up with the worst of all worlds.

4. At the end of the night, go home. No, not THAT home, YOUR home, and sleep in YOUR bed. Alone. Especially if you were at a work function. A walk of shame may suck at 9 on a Saturday, its much worse at 630 on a Wednesday followed by a full day at the office.

5. Eat early, eat often. While eating the full meal at 9 after you've been out since 6 is better than not eating at all, it's very important to get food in you at the start. If you're killing a happy hour before a dinner later, eat some bar snacks (I love the freebies at Off the Record... mmmmh wasabi peas...). After you've eaten, snacking a bit throughout the evening helps. I'm not saying you have to eat a full meal, but grabbing a few handfuls of cereal at midnight will help you bounce in the a.m.

6. While it may be painful, try to get up and go to the gym in the morning. Even if its just walking, blood circulation will help clear your head faster, and the more booze you sweat out at the gym, the less you'll smell like whiskey when you get to the office.

A few signs it's time to leave the bar on a weeknight:

- You hear someone yelling CHUG CHUG CHUG in the background
- You find yourself grinding on Sarah, the supervisor from across the hall
- Someone hands you a shot with lime and a salt shaker (note: leave BEFORE you take the shot)
- The bartender says "Ok, but just ONE more" (note: leave BEFORE you take the drink)

Glenn O'Brien Gone Astray...

In this month's GQ Magazine, "Sartorialist" Glenn O'Brien cautiously endorses the bow tie to a reader who asks for his advice.

Now, to give Glenn credit, he did give some hints such as to match the size of the tie to the size of the person wearing it, stay away from whacky patterns, etc.

But the advice he didn't give was this: unless you're an 80 yr old English professor or wearing a classic tuxedo, don't freaking wear a bow tie. And honestly if you are going to buy your own tux rather than just rent, you should probably get a more modern cut with a regular full-length black tie rather than the bow.

I mean, unless you think Tucker Carlson and John Poindexter are just the bestest. Then you are beyond hope, regardless.

Budweiser American Ale

So I was at my bar on Friday night (and yes, it is mine, I've certainly paid for it) and the bartender gave me a sample bottle of Budweiser's new American Ale to try.

Now a bit of history... I used to be a Bud Light guy all the way, I thought Miller had a slightly bitter taste. Then I figured with as much beer as I tend to consume, the lower calorie/carb Miller Lite was probably a better option so I switched. Since that time, drinking Bud Light gives me a freaking terrible headache so I stay far away. But I digress...

The bartender thought the BAL tasted a bit like Killians... I personally didn't get that. I thought it was VERY similar in flavor to Sam Adams. But then I swallowed, and... there was no body whatsoever. Imagine a Sam Adams flavor with Michelob Ultra body - except the Michelob Ultra Amber even has more strength than this. Your brain tastes the heavy flavor and expects a heavy weight that just isn't there, so it didn't quite work for me. Sure, if someone sets a bottle in front of me I'd drink it, but I doubt I'll order it on my own.

Going to the Movies

Hmmmm, could be another weekend of watching the second season of Dexter on DVD....

W. - Oliver Stone's... I hate to call this a biopic... we'll go with Dramumentary of George W. Bush's life is receiving surprisingly good reviews, considering how comedic the previews looked. I dunno, everyone seems to be saying this doesn't appear to have any political motivations, but even beyond that, who wants to go see a story that hasn't ended yet? I mean, the guy isn't out of the White House, and we don't know how the Iraq War is going to turn out yet. Seems to me he would've been better off waiting five years and letting the dust settle. I think if you hate Bush you're going to be disappointed the movie isn't more anti-bush, and if you love Bush you probably aren't going to see it at all.

The Secret Life of Bees - Chick flick, aoooogah. Words like "sickeningly sweet" are being used to describe this over-burdened Queen Latifah/Dakota Fanning flick. Think: dead mother, abusive father, taking on racism in the south in the 1960's and finding what it's like to live in a 'real' family.

Max Payne - I'll admit I've never been one to like these graphic novel/half-comic, half-live action movies - especially those based on video games. While I think Mila Kunis is reason enough to see any movie, I doubt I'll be rushing out for this one. There isn't a lot of plot, but apparently they do blow a lot of shit up, so thats something.

What Just Happened - looks to be the most promising lot of the weekend with Robert Deniro playing a Hollywood producer on the outs who is trying to get his movie made. Whenever Hollywood tries to satire itself it seems like it gets close but just can't quite get there. In addition it has Bruce Willis, Stanley Tucci, John Turturo, and the list goes on - so it may be worth seeing just for the ensemble cast.

A Review for the Rusty Football Fan

Do you find yourself sitting around on Sunday afternoons watching NFL and occasionally realize you have no freaking clue what the announcers are talking about? I mean, sure, you're a big football fan, but just what is the difference between the prevent defense and the 3-4 defense? Or why, when there was no receiver within 15 yards, did the quarterback not get called for intentional grounding?

If some of the nuances of the game escape you, I've found a pretty good source of online information - pretty much the entire game of football in a Web site easily read in an hour - http://football.calsci.com/

Personally I thought the most interesting and valuable part was the entire NFL rule book right down there from the links on the lower left hand side.

The Weekend Edition

This week, the weekend starts on Thursday night with a free concert by Justin Jones and the Driving Rain. The concert is tonight at Rock n Roll Hotel at 13th and H St, NE. If you haven't been to the H st corridor before, check out my previous post about it here.

As previously mentioned, Jones is a country band that has some bluegrass twangs in his earlier songs, a bit more mainstream these days. Doors are at 8, music starts at 9, and this IS a 21+ only show, which is unusual for the RnRH. There are no tickets, just the first 400 people get in, so I'd get there closer to the 8pm side of things - no opening act is listed. Friendly reminder, don't plan on walking from Union Station.

Tomorrow night, there are just a few tickets left for Oktoberfest at the German Embassy. Normally I don't include black tie events costing $149 in here, but this has an open bar, serious german food and good music, so it looks like it may be worth it.

Yeah it's a bit of a drive, but the Shenandoah Valley Wine and Balloon Festival is going on throughout the weekend in Millwood, VA. Its ten bucks to get in, balloons launch around 730a and 430p, wind permitting.

Lewis Black is doing a routine at the Patriot Center at GMU on Saturday night. $30 gets you in the door for all the snark you can take.

And of course, Sunday we have the Redskins playing another crappy team that we hope they don't let sneak by a la the Rams. Ahem. 4:15pm

Best DC Tasting Rooms

Someone recently asked me what the best tasting rooms in the city are right now. I gotta admit, the Life Concierge is watching his pennies these days so the tasting room scene (a.k.a. the most expensive way to go) is often not an option, but here are the hottest dinings rooms for these multi-course menus.

Tasting rooms are usually 5 to 9 courses, that feature the very best the chef has to offer and often change most frequently. Even if you get a 5 course, there are often quite a few amuse tastings before your actual courses start - in other words its a lot of food. In all cases, wine pairings are available for an additional cost.

1. Komi - Everyone from Tom Sietsema to Todd Kliman, to average people who just like food are raving about Komi these days. Chef Johnny Monis has steadily improved since taking over this small Dupont circle dining room, but is only 29 and this shows in his food (in a good way). His food is playful and relaxed (just like the ambience), but is still worth all of the $125 for the degustation menu.

2. Cityzen - Eric Zeibold made himself at Thomas Keller's landmark French Laundry in California, and now brings that amazing training and skill set to the Mandarin Oriental's Cityzen. The Mandarin caters to the high class and expense accounts, and this restaurant is no exception - the 6 course tasting menu is $110. The cheese tray is famous and the sommelier is a closet-grunge rocker in his off hours, so the wine pairings can be non-traditional (But are supposedly spot-on). Note to the budget concious - there is a MUCH cheaper 3-course bar menu available in the bar area.

3. Restaurant Eve - The flagship restaurant of Cathal and Michel Armstrong's restaurant business (which also includes the PX, Majestic, and their fish and chips joint) has been around Old Town for a few years and has firmly established itself as a go-to for the chef's menu. 5-courses are $105 and 9-courses are $145 - I'm told trying to get through the nine course is a bit like trying to eat the 76-ounce steak at Bob's Roadhouse, so you may want to save your extra pennies. Cathal is a huge proponent of local markets, so you usually get the freshest ingredients. He also tends to like... organ meats. Hey, people wouldn't keep paying this much money if they didn't taste good.

4. Minibar, Cafe Atlantico. This one gets points just for originality, but is also probably the hardest reservation to get in town with just 6 seats. Jose Andres, the Exec Chef, hates the term Gastronomy, but I'm not sure how else to describe this. The bites are very small, but there are a lot of them and each one is probably something you've never had before. Think: tumbleweed of beet, cotton candy foie gras, smoked oyster and apples, etc. The price is now at $120, reservations are accepted 1 month out - call the second they open to get a slot.

Citronelle no longer makes the list. Tom Sietsema is just the latest to call BS on Michel Richard's landmark restaurant in Georgetown. Complaints about the ambience have been around for awhile now, but complaints about the service are reaching new levels. Reportedly after Seitsema knocked them down a full star level from his rating for inexcusable service, Richard lowered the boom in the dining room. For these prices, I'd let some other folks be the guinea pig to see if the changes stick.

Violent Crime Spikes in Adams Morgan

I'm a self-admitting Adams Morgan hater. It's just not my scene, not for going out on weekend nights, anyway. Too many people going to sub-par bars with overpriced drinks.

But now there is another reason to not want to hang around 18th and Columbia. According to the Washington Post, violent crime has risent sharply in the past month, with 30 incidents in 30 days, and 14 confirmed shootings. Most of the shootings are reportedly gang-related, but all of the muggings and armed robberies were not (and when bullets start flying across 18th St like this past Saturday night, it doesn't really matter if you're in a gang or not).

The majority of muggings seem to be happening on the side streets where people park and walk back to the Woodley Park Metro. Come on people, drunk walking on winding side streets at 3am is begging for trouble on the best of days, and apparently thats not what these days are.

Take a cab, take the U St. bus to the metro, and don't be an idiot. Or, be like me and avoid the Adams Morgan area on the weekends altogether. (I'm so going to get hate mail for this one)

Lunch Warning to the K St Crowd

The Chipotle at the corner of 18th and M Streets has been closed for a bit now due to fire damage that started in Penang, the Malaysian restaurant nearby. While the Chipotle is expected to re-open after issues relating to water and (heavy) smoke damage are rectified, the next closest Chipotle location is at 1629 Connecticut Avenue - not too bad of a walk (and if you're having a 1200 calorie burrito for lunch a walk could be good). Chipotle says it'll only be closed for a few more days, but at the height of this fire, 110 firefighters responded... not exactly a flame up on the grill...

Say it isn't So...

FamousDC is reporting that Moss, Portis, and Cartwright from the Redskins were eating at the Hooters in Chinatown last Wednesday night. That in itself is disturbing because that location may be the most heinous restaurant known to mankind (despite the pretty good cuban sandwich).

But the worst part isn't where they were eating (seriously guys, you couldn't have picked one of the other area Hooters locations?). It was what they were drinking. Mini bottles of Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Um, thats right, the bad boys of Redskins football were drinking cute little bottles of shitty pink wine. Though, after yesterday's performance with the Rams, this probably shouldn't surprise me (except for Portis who had a good day).

FedEx Field

Yesterday I made the first trip out to Fedex in a few years with a friend of mine. A few thoughts if you're headed out anytime soon:

Considering there were 90,000 fans in the stadium, traffic was really ridiculously easy. Just stay off the beltway. Everytime I've been out there, I've gone out East Capitol until it turns into Central Avenue, spits you out just south of the stadium for an easy jaunt north, and you never have to hit either the beltway or the Anacostia Freeway, which turns into a parking lot on game days. Mental Note - we allowed about an hour and forty five minutes from Foggy Bottom to our seats. With a parking pass and a clothing/concession stop, we got to our seats about 15 minutes before the start - just about perfect.

Really, if you're going to spend triple digits on a ticket, you might as well get a parking pass - the blue lots seemed to be much easier to get out of than the main stadium parking area.

The seats we were in were amazing - Row 1, twenty yard line. Having said that, I still think I prefer the club level. Less crowded hallways, better concessions, more comfortable ambience, and a better perspective of the entire field. I'm glad I was able to sit in the front once, but if I were buying the tickets I'd probably go for the club.

Concessions on the main level... not good. I mean really, what if I wanted something beyond a hot dog, bratwurst, or pretzel? Oh yeah, there was Johnny Rockets... conveniently the chain owned by Dan Snyder. Seriously, these tickets couldn't have been cheap, seems odd that there are only basic food options.

There were a TON of beer dudes and dudettes walking around. Whenever I needed a refill, one would show up within five minutes. I was a big fan.

The Parental Dinner

Recently, another DC lifestyle blog posted a question asking where to take out-of-town parents for dinner that wouldn't break the bank. The response included Pizzeria Paradiso or Pasta Mia.

Um, no.

These are both restaurants that don't take reservations and are known for having significant waits during peak times. I've heard Pasta Mia called Pasta Nazi's on more than one occasion (despite the food being declared universally awesome). And Pizzeria Paradiso can get incredibly loud when they're busy (which is any time they're open).

I'm not sure about everyone else, but waiting for an hour to be seated while straining to hear my parents talk about how loud the restaurant is does not equal my idea of a good plan.

My suggestions -

Old Ebbitt Grill: free valet, reservations, and easy to stay under the $20 per person mark if you want. The menu is varied enough that almost everyone will be able to find something they like, and while it's not gourmet the food is usually pretty good. Plus, it's hard to get more classic DC than OEG, so it's good for out-of-towners.

Marvin - Its at a slightly higher price point that OEG, but a little bit of funk can be found at this U st. hot spot. Grab some Moules Frites or the classic fried chicken and waffles, along with a pretty creative menu of wines by the glass and draft beer selection.

Ulah Bistro - Similar vibe as Marvin, though slightly less difficult to get a reservation. They also have a wider range of menu selections, from pizza to salads and sandwiches, to entrees like mojito chicken (which is cloyingly sweet) so it's easy to stay within your budget. Fair warning, this place can get pretty loud during peak times.

Coastal Flats - ok so it's all the way out in Tysons, but I freaking love this place. Not a huge menu but a pretty wide array of choices will please most people, and be sure to get the chocolate waffle for dessert. They don't take reservations, but they do take call-ahead seating - I'd wait til you are on the road since its at the intersection of two parking lots we call freeways - 66 and 495.

H St. NE

If I had cash and the economy wasn't in a tailspin, I'd buy property on H st NE. In five years, that area is going to be what Columbia Heights has turned into now. But its not quite there yet.

So for those of you headed to Justin Jones on Thursday night, or if you're just looking for some new places to go, here are my recommendations:

Travel - Cab it from Union Station. Seriously, its like, just over a mile so it's not a bad cab ride, but you don't want to walk on certain stretches of this route late at night, while other stretches are fine. There apparently is a shuttle run by Joe Englert, owner of several of the bars in the area, but it only runs at certain times on certain nights. Take a cab. If you are coming down here at a respectable hour from the hill, the streets just north are much more pedestrian friendly, and everything is fine to the south and west of H and 4th NE.

Where to go - Granville Moore's (12th) seems to have solidified it's standard as #1 destination after Bobby Flay lost his Food Network Challenge - Mussels, to this Belgian eatery. The place offers 5 different preparations of Mussels, craft beers (watch the prices, though), and a few different wines. Ya gotta kinda go with the flow with regards to the service though, but there are various specials on different nights of the week. Stick with the Moules Frites (Bleu Fromage style is the one that beat Flay), grab a belgian beer and be happy.

Pap and Pete's (4th) is a charming little neighborhood bar at 4th and H. On weekend nights there is usually a pretty mellow live jazz or music combo playing in the corner as the bar is filled up by regulars from the surrounding blocks. This is a no-frills and non-pretentious place to hang (no miller lite), but the main drawback is its location in correlation with the other H st hot spots. Trust me, I accidentally had a cab drop me off at 10th instead of 4th one night, and that is not a walk you want to make after 10pm.

The Argonaut (14th) is a pirate-themed place with good beer and decent food - a good alternative to the jammed Granville Moore's or if you don't care for Mussels (wtf?). Draft beers are pretty reasonable, but being called The Argonaut, rum drinks naturally reign to fit with the nautical theme. Rumor has it its gotten more expensive as of late, which would maybe make me thing twice about eating here, but this is probably my first choice on H st. for food and drink.

Rock and Roll Hotel (13th) - 930 Club, this is not. But its not trying to be. First of all, no, you can't get a room here. Upstairs there is a loungy bar with comfortable furniture and drunken jinga on certain nights of the week. Downstairs is a performace venue that is rumored to be able to hold 400 (though i'd think that would be pretty darned tight). Food is... well its better than 930 but thats not saying much. Drinks are too expensive, and they attract a pretty good crowd.

Crime Up on Metro

As a former victim of a quasi-mugging on Metro, I tend to be a bit more cautious on the train that most. A new report in the Washington Post suggests there may be a reason for all of us to give an extra glance over our shoulder, as crime is nearing record levels.

The "good" news is, many of these crimes involve unmanned parked cars at Metro garages (good in that no one gets hurt). The bad news is, crimes like muggings and assaults are also up across the board.

Metro's PR department is doing some damage control here. There are more riders than ever in the system, so it would make sense that there are more criminal reports. They also point out that officers are writing more tickets and making more arrests, and you're still 15 times less likely to be a victim below ground than above.

But hi, I live in Chevy Chase, not the 8th Ward (no offense to the 8th ward, but...). And above ground has a heck of a lot more cops. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a metro cop riding the train? I'm on metro every weekday and frequently late night on weekends, and its been months since I saw one. Maybe it's time to increase the patrols...

Going to the Movies

Well it looks like we're finally nearing the end of the fall duldrums when it comes to the movies, as this week we at least have a mix of crap and decent choices. Plus, we're starting to see the first of the heavy Oscar contenders.

Quarantine - this falls in the aforementioned 'crap' category. A bunch of people get locked in an apartment building with something creepy that also involves a government conspiracy. Yawn.

Body of Lies - this is the one with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe in a spy thriller. Not only is it supposed to be pretty good, but a lot of it was filmed in D.C. so you can go play spot the scenery. The scene with Russell Crowe in front of J. Pauls in Georgetown, look for me in the background :)

RocknRolla - a Guy Ritchie period piece set in London. Bottom line, if you liked Snatch, you'll probably like this. Also stars Tom Wilkinson, who I'm a huge fan of.

The Duchess - A Keira Knightley period piece where she plays a damsel in distress? Yeah, I know, shocking. This one has a lot of Oscar buzz, but I'm just not sure I could sit through another one of these movies.

Cheap Steak!

If you have money in the markets, you're probably slowly but surely erasing items off your weekend entertainment plans list. But not to worry, bad luck with investments shouldn't hold you back from having a great steak dinner, or so Michael Landrum says.

Landrum is the rare man who has managed to make quite a bit of money from having a socially conscious business plan. Sure, at times he's a bit preachy, but he's also usually right so we let it pass.

Landrum own's Rays the Steaks in Arlington (which does a charity special every Sunday), Ray's the Classics in Silver Spring (which he opened to challenge the demographic stereotypes in Silver Spring), Ray's Hell Burger (uh, well its just a damn good burger) and soon-to-be Ray's the Heat in the District's blighted 8th Ward.

Anyway, Ray strives to deliver good food at good prices, and he's taking this to the next level with a new under 20$ menu of steak options at his Arlington Rays the Steaks location.

From Landrum: These new dishes are:

• Steak "Fajita"--A 14 ounce sirloin "skirt," marinated, grilled and served fajita-style (imagine if Ray's were to make fajitas...oh wait, we do!)--$14.95
• Center Cut Top Sirloin Steak in red wine and rosemary--blindfolded, these'd pretty much beat most NY Strips I've had--10-ounce, $15.95; 14-ounce, $18.95
• Top Sirloin Filet--an unbelievable cut: out-steaks NY Strip in terms of flavor, cuts more tender than a lot of Filets out there, but with real steak "tooth"--$16.95
• The Short Rib Steak--a full 16 ounce off-the-bone short rib "steak", charred and braised in Guinness with root vegetables and Colman's mustard, insane--$17.95
• The Brazilian Strip--think of a cross between hanger and NY Strip, but even juicier, served with "piranha" sauce--18.95

And I'm assuming these come with the usual gratis creamed spinach and mashed potatoes. A 14oz strip dinner with sides for 18.95 is do-able even with a 7000-pt Dow.

One of my Favorite Bars... Squared

The Dupont Circle location of Pizzeria Paradiso is moving to new digs - nearby at 20th and P street NW. This is good news. Better yet, Fritz Hahn, the venerable Going Out Guru of all things beverage-related, revealed today that this new location will also contain a Birreria Paradiso.

The current BP is under the Georgetown PP on M st, and I freaking love this place. It helps that I freaking love beer. Imagine a smaller, somewhat nicer version of Brickskellar with more beers on tap. The staff does a good job of trying to get the latest and greatest craft beers, and even offers tasting flights if you aren't sure what to get (note: miller lite is NOT on the menu, but there is a viable pilsner alternative). Add in the fact that its not 'bumpin' and you can get the great food downstairs, and its a win-win. I hope they can repeat this, as-is, in the new Dupont location.

Insert Red Siren Here!

Yeah ok I'm not as cool as Drudge. But, BIG NEWS! The Washington Post just posted the 2008 Dining Guide online! Found here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/cityguide/features/2008/dining-guide/

This yearly guide authored by Tom Sietsema is a great resource for keeping up on the latest hot spots and old standby favorites. A must read that will also be in this Sunday's Washington Post.

Economy Tanks, Luxuries Boom

I walk by Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Barney's, Bulgari, and Gucci stores pretty much every day on my way home from work. I couldn't help but noticed when I was shopping in Louis Vuitton last Saturday that the economy didn't seem to be having a huge affect on the store's traffic - it was downright bustling.

So just how is the economy affecting luxury goods makers? Depends on just how luxury you're talking about.

Is Bulgari selling as many half-million dollar gems? No. But the LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy) company reported a 6% increase in business during the third quarter. And it's not just people drowning their sorrows with cognac and champagne that's driving the growth, Louis Vuitton sales are through the roof - on certain products, mind you. Apparently luxury products that aren't ostentatious are all the rage, as flagrantly spending obscene amounts of money on a suitcase right now seems... distasteful. So LV's fresh line of black on black designed products came just in time.

In fact, the biggest affect the slowdown seems to be having on this market is to the people who run the companies. They're selling off jets, and, horror of all horrors, even cutting back on their vacation properties during the hard times. Not because their hurting for cash, of course, but because they saw the "Wax" job other executives received before Congress this week and would prefer to avoid the same treatment. So shop away, just don't be too flashy with the logos.

Montgomery Draft House

I'm a big fan of the Arlington Draft House (arlingtondrafthouse.com) - it has beer, food, cheap movies in a relaxed atmosphere, beer, and is one of those go-to activities during times when it seems like there's nothing to do.

The owners of the ADH have one-upped themselves, and tomorrow will open the Montgomery Draft House (montgomerydrafthouse.com) behind the Wheaton shopping center in... yeah Wheaton Maryland. They turned an old 7-theatre movie theatre into a 6-screen draft house. Some of the screens will show first run movies (The Express and Eagle Eye are playing this weekend) while some will show older titles (Dark Knight is around for a few weeks), mixed in with special events, stand up comedy, and sports on the big screen. A similar, yet slightly expanded, menu is available, and there's beer. This incarnation will also feature a large bar in the lobby (hello) and is METRO ACCESSIBLE from the Wheaton stop.

Drawbacks? Well, while I love my western Montgomery County, the eastern parts... not so much. Plus this would be a lot more convenient if they'd build the dang purple line. Also, Going Out Guru Jan said that while this place is really nice and has a lot of promise, some of the theatres are a bit on the small side.

In any event, the Arlington Draft House is a pretty well-run operation; I'm sure that with time, the MoCo version will be a good place to grab (lots of) beer and see a movie as well.

Madame Tussauds on the Cheap

So, Madame Tussauds made a big to-do out of their opening a year ago, and then proceeded to price themselves right out of this life concierge's market. And apparently most tourists' as well. I mean, spending 20$ to look at some wax statues when there are SO many free things to do around town (and lets face it, you get more of your money's worth out of the similarly priced Newseum).

But to celebrate their one year anniversary, the museum is offering $1 admission through this Saturday, October 11. 10th and F street

The Weekend Edition

Well the weather this weekend is supposed to be pretty freaking nice, and there are some decent goings ons in the area:

The United States Navy celebrates its 233rd birthday this week, so the fine folks in uniform are throwing a FREE birthday party this Saturday from 10a-5p at the Washington Navy Yard. Tour the Navy Museum, Cold War Museum, and the USS Barry. There will also be special displays, CAKE, and they'll be blowing shit up throughout the day. But really, I know I had you at FREE CAKE. There are also free performances at the Navy Memorial on The Avenue in conjunction, with shuttle busses running between the two events (or you could just take the metro direct). You do need a photo ID to get into the party at Navy Yard.

Saturday night, Members Only is performing at Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. These guys are a fun 80's band, so come out and get your groove (and your drink) on at this 23rd street hot spot.

Sunday... I mean, FedEx is where it's at. Skins vs Rams... I don't know folks, all these people just assuming Skins will be 7-1 in three weeks, this is the NFL and there are three games between us and that record. Personally, I'm most worried about the Rams with a new coach and unpredictable approach. So, either be at FedEx or in front of your television at 1pm Sunday to catch the action.

Cupcake Wars

There seems to be an epidemic of food wars breaking out this year across the DC Metro area. First we had the burger wars, with Spike Mendelsohn's Good Eats on Capitol Hill competing with Michael Landrum's Hell Burger in Arlington, to BGR in Bethesda and a rumored coming of a Michel Richard outpost (Landrum's Hell Burger seems to be the current favorite by a wide margin).

Now we have cupcake wars. (I'm glad these current food wars are focused on things like cupcakes and hamburgers, not who has the best rendition of brussel sprouts).

From DC institution Cakelove to Buzz Bakery, Georgetown Cupcakes, Baked and Wired, and more, cupcakeries are popping up all over. Luckily for us, the Washington Post has fallen on the caloric sword and is in the midst of a 6 week evaluation series. So far, Georgetown Cupcakes seems to be the clear favorite, but check out all of the locations on this chart.

From the Mail Bag - Pumpkin Patches

This weekend I was thinking it'd be fun to visit a pumpkin patch and maybe get some gourds to decorate my apartment. I'm feeling like fall. Do you know of anywhere around DC that I could do that?

Well, I guess this is where you have to ask yourself if you're going more for the pumpkins and gourds, or if you want the whole pumpkin/orchard experience.

If it's option A, there is quite the produce stand on River Road just north of the Whole Foods that had a large variety of pumpkins and squash out just last weekend. Or for that matter, you could always just stop in at the Whole Foods but that just seems wrong for some reason.

If you want the full orchard experience:

Nearest and dearest to your location in NoVa would be Cox Farms in Centreville (Coxfarms.com). On the weekend, 15$ gets you in the gate, and from there you get all the trappings of a family pumpkin farm including entertainment, games, cider, and a pumpkin from the patch.

Unfortunately, I think the experience you'd enjoy much more is farther from you, up in Germantown, MD at Butler's Orchard. (16 miles North of spur on 270). This is a full-fledged farm and orchard, with the accompanying country store. Pick a bushel of apples, grab a pumpkin at the weekend pumpkin festivals throughout October (9$ admission) and get your fall haul.

And if you're like me and like to maximize your Zipcar, this is just off Father Hurley Blvd, so there is a shopping center with a target nearby (I want to say just off exit 9 on your way back south).

Google Does It Again

We've all done it. You wake up the morning after, look at your blackberry or cell phone, and get that sinking feeling as you look through your sent messages. Why you sent that message to your somewhat attractive co-worker who you've never had an actual conversation with at 1:30am eludes you. Well, no it doesn't, but now you have a problem on your hands.

Well, the fine people at Google have come up with a method for alleviating some of these morning-after communications issues. Mail Goggles is a new option in Gmail that you can set to be active during certain parts of the day, say... 10pm - 3am, and all day on Sundays during football season. During these times when the app is active, when you attempt to send an email a message will pop up prior to sending asking you to solve a few simple math problems, or at least simple while relatively sober. If you're particularly adept at being drunk, you can raise the difficulty in order to match your skill level.

I'm definately going to have to test this out on the Blackberry, assuming I ever get it back from Best Buy. This actually brings up a good point - this could cause an increase in blackberry rage incidents. If you're like me, your blackberry has a tendency to take a beating when things aren't going well late at night. Remember, you did this to yourself, its not the blackberry's fault.

It will also be interesting to see if you can simply go in and change the settings to deactivate during its 'on' times. While I may not be able to complete 14 x 4 - 31 while out late, I think I could definately change the settings tab.

(hat tip RockyMountain)

From the Mail Bag - Bachelorette Party

"In november 8 of us or so are going to be throwing a bachelorette party for my friend. We're going to the spa during the day, but need ideas for dinner and after dinner fun. The age group is 25+ and really is low key (aka clubs would not work). Do you have any suggestions on good restaurants/bars. We're looking to stay in the nova/dc area"

Well I gotta admit, having never been to a bachelorette party myself, this one is stretching the outer limits of the Life Concierge's knowledge base. However, after having gathered a bit more data about the crowd involved, I do have some thoughts.

The first option, that I'm not as big a fan of, is seperate dinner/fun locations. Cafe du Parc currently has the best casual french bistro fare in the city at prices that won't break the bank, but your going out options are limited around there (Old Ebbitt is an easy walk, but... it doesn't scream bachelorette party to me.)

Darlington House is Dupont is appropriately... girly, but it got panned recently by Tom Sietsema (though I have heard a few tepidly positive reviews firsthand), and then you could do the usual bar crawl in Dupont.

For a more casual option, there is always Pizzeria Paradiso in Georgetown.

But what I'd recommend is: Call the PX Speakeasy, above Restaurant Eve, in Old Town and reserve a room for some pre-dinner drinks. Then head on downstairs and have dinner at the Bistro (unless you make a lot more money than I do and can afford the tasting room), followed by an evening out in Old Town or Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. You could also reverse this and hit PX after dinner, but that would be a much more low key evening as the PX is more subdued and pricey.

And please, no crowns, no penis necklaces, and for God's sake if you're going to do one of those dumb sweetheart necklaces that guys eat off of, DON'T put on your perfume AFTER you put on the necklace. Its bad enough to have to chew on that sweaty candy covered in other people's saliva, having it taste like perfume is even worse.

The Kit Kat Mystery Solved

I was eating at Central on Saturday night (I'm obsessed), and finally asked the waitress why they changed their best dessert on the menu from being called "Kit Kat Bar" to "Michel Richard's Chocolate Bar". Yes, some thugs from the Nestle corporation came in and slapped poor old Michel with an injunction.

Ok, really, what was Michel doing to Kit Kat that was SO bad except for VASTLY improving on their mediocre product. It wasn't like he was trying to package those up and ship them out (the malted ice cream would surely melt). Seems like maybe a bit of corporate protectionism gone awry. After all, I was not the only person who I heard asking about this, and to the last everyone who overheard expressed disgust with Nestle.

On another note, dinner was FANTASTIC. I had the tartare, followed by an excellent lemon chicken burger and most of a "Michel Richard Chocolate Bar." The sample I had of the spinach and goat cheese torte was really good, as was the Fried Chicken and Fish and Chips.

Smith Point

First of all, let me apologize that the Life Concierge is usually a little lazy on Sundays. He's busy recovering from "research" Saturday nights and watching his fantasy team kick ass.

Last night I made my long-awaited (by no one) return to Smith Point.

I.
Hate.
This.
Bar.

Worst bar in DC? A definite contender. No Miller Lite. Bitchy bartenders. LOOONG line for the bathroom. A freaking list. Way too crowded.

I really don't understand the attraction here. This isn't just me with my usual pithy judgementalism, someone PLEASE explain this place to me.

Cap City Brewery Oktoberfest

If you find yourself in Shirlington tomorrow (a.k.a. LOST), Capital City Brewery is hosting their annual Oktoberfest from 12p-7p at the Village at Shirlington. The event is FREE to get into if you don't want to drink, but who are we kidding. In other words, the even is FREE if you want to take your kids around a bunch of adults getting sloshed (though there are kids activities this year in front of the library). Otherwise, its $25 for a bracelet and all-you-can-drink... er... I mean as many different samples of unique brews as you'd like to responsibly imbibe. There's also an authentic German band (Polka!) and German food (burnt sausage).

This comes, of course, with my usual reminder that Virginia cops get off on watching the exits of these events for idiots who didn't pan ahead for a designated driver (or a cab... or a bus...) so don't get yourself arrested.

Smell that? Smells like... Fall.

Looking for something fall-ish to do now that the weather is cool and the leaves are starting to turn? Oh sure, throwing pumpkins and picking apples are always good activities, but you can do those anywhere.

An hour west of DC off I-66 near Front Royal is Shenandoah National Park. If you're a lazy fat ass like me and want to stay in your car, cruise along Skyline Drive, the 105 mile road that snakes through the entire length of the park. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, dismount the chevy and hop on the back of a horse, or, God forbid... Hike. It's a whopping fifteen bucks to get in per car, so Mexi-pack your Geo and get in cheap.

And heck, while you're all the way (all the way being 60 miles) into Virginia, why not make it worth your while and stop at a few wineries along the way. Find them here.

Goin to the Movies...

Along with there not being a lot of great events around the area this weekend, there isn't much in the way of new movie releases, either.

Beverly Hill Chihuahua - ok, if you're honestly going to this movie, then you wouldn't care what I have to say about it anyway and probably stumbled on this site by accident.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Nick is recently broken up and sees his ex at an event with another guy, so he turns to Norah and asks her to be his 5-minute girlfriend to prove a point. They end up together all night (and no, not in a steamy romp in a hotel room, I don't review porn on this site. On this site...) cruising around Manhattan and getting into various supposedly comedic, yet touching situations. Ok, if you're on a date and need to see a movie, I guess this would do. It could be quasi-entertaining. At the very least, it won't make you want to gouge your eyes out like Beverly Hills Chihuahua certainly would.

My recommendation? Rent or buy Iron Man and have a relaxing night in. Order chinese. Buy some beer/wine.

Top Chef Premiere Alert

Screw the election, the November happening that I'm most excited about is the premiere of the new season of Top Chef on November 12. This season will be filmed in New York, and still features the venerable Tom Colicchio of Craft fame, despite his opening of a new, quirky little restaurant in New York called Tom: Tuesday Dinner (name still in flux, thank God).

According to Bravotv.com, Padma and and Gail Simmons will also be back accompanied by a new judge, author Toby Young. Guests lined up for this season include Martha Stewart, Jean Georges, Eric Ripert, Rocko DiSpirito, and Natasha Richardson. As usual, the contestant list looks to be filled with many of the usual arrogant tool types that you can't wait to see booted by hot little Padma (just try to forget she used to be married to Salman Rushdie, a.k.a. "Old Balls")

The Weekend Edition

Well, just as much as last weekend was a "clumper", there ain't shit going on this weekend. Which I could have told you was going to happen 6 months ago as my parents are in town for the weekend and we have nothing to do (grrrrrrrreat). There aren't even any local football teams playing in town, as the Redskins, Terps, and Navy are all away.

The few highlights:

Saturday is Taste of Bethesda. Bethesda does have a few decent restaurants (I know, who knew, I live in that area and even I don't eat there) to choose from in this annual event. Admission is free, so if you go in and don't see anything you'd like to sample, it doesn't cost you anything. If you do want to sample, tickets are available in bundles of 4 for 5$, with tastes ranging from 1-4 tickets. There is a lot of crap on the list of restaurants, but I'd check out the tables for Mortons, Blackfinn, and Passage to India.

Also on Saturday is Art on the Avenue in Alexandria. Down on Mt Vernon Avenue they shut down a few blocks and have hundreds of Artisans and crafty-types set up, as well as live entertainment and booths for food. This isn't really my cup of tea but could be entertaining if you're into that sort of thing.

As for Sunday... hey there's always football. Redskins vs. Philadelphia should be a good game, and it will be interesting to see if NE has retooled their offense during they bye week to go against San Francisco. Also keep an eye on Aaron Rodgers, who injured his shoulder last week and is listed as questionable for the game against Atlanta.

If you're more into hockey than football, the Caps play the Boston Bruins Sunday at 5pm at the Verizon Center. Hey you get a twofer - wear the Skins jersey to see the game at your favorite bar at 1, then head over to the Verizon Center and you're still dressed in team colors... kinda...

Today's Tom Sietsema Chat

A couple of issues that were raised on today's Tom Sietsema Washington Post chat.

Jeans in nice restaurants. I tend to be a bit overly concerned at times about my attire, especially when going out. However, I don't think you can make a blanket 'no jeans in nice restaurants' rule.

For example, a friend of mine who was eating with me at my last birthday at Central asked about dress code, my two word response was "no jeans", and I was wrong. Last Sunday night I wore khakis and a redskins shirt to Oceanaire (they were playing DALLAS for crying out loud) and I'll guarantee I'll look nicer next weekend at Central in jeans and a Theory blazer.

Should you wear jeans to the Prime Rib? No. Cuz they won't seat you. But as long as you put some effort into looking nice for more formal occasions, I think these days jeans are ok in most situations.

The other issue was that of where to eat on business occasions downtown. The comment was in relation to ensuring that the host of business lunches or dinners doesn't choose a restaurant with exotic cuisine or no vegetarian entrees to accomodate all tastes. But I think this brings up the issue of there being a lack of good downtown business meal options, especially in the K street area if on a moderate budget. My pics, for lunch:

Expensive:

Mortons, Central, Tosca, Oceanaire, Kinkeads

Moderate:

Smith and Wollensky, McCormick and Schmicks K street

Cheap(er): Charlie Chang's, Old Ebbitt

Capitol Visitors Center

When I first came to Washington, D.C. in 2003, the Capitol Visitors Center was fully under construction on the East front of the Capitol. Planned completion? 2004. Now after more than 5 years of living in this city, I may FINALLY get an unobstructed view of this side of the Capitol. The Washington Post is reporting the visitors center is supposed to open December 2nd. I wouldn't put money on it, but hey at least it seems like we're getting closer ($611 million later).

Metro Continues to (try to) Improve Communication

Yes, there is now, and will forever be, track work every single weekend on some part of the Metrorail system. Previously, Metro would announce the upcoming weekend's work on Thursday afternoon, giving riders just 24 hours before the earliest of the major projects started.

To improve communication with the riders (and keep them from storming John Catoe's house... it wasn't me, I swear...), they're now releasing a full month's schedule ahead of time. So, if you know you have a full weekend's worth of errand running on metro, or a major event to get to, check out the schedule well in advance and make appropriate alternate plans when needed (which will be a lot). http://www.wmata.com/

New David Cook Song

If you were a fan of David Cook from last season's American Idol (who was so much more awesome than that pansy-ass "other" David), make your way to iTunes (or I guess you could buy a cd if you're, ya know, ten years behind technology). He's released a new song called Light On, and at first listen, it's pretty good.

Hmmm, there's also a new Ben Folds/Regina Spektor collaboration and a new Nickelback single (Yes, I like Nickelback. Deal.)

Justin Jones and the Driving Rain

Speaking of going out on the cheap, what could be better than a FREE concert?

On Thursday, October 16, Jones and Co. will play a free concert at the Rock and Roll Hotel on H St, NE. This is a special 21+ only event, so I'm guessing that there may be some sort of alcohol sponsorship resulting in the free concert.

For those of you unfamiliar, Jones is a band that is gaining popularity on the DC/Mid-Atlantic circuit. I first saw him when he opened for Pat Green earlier this summer at 9:30 club. His early stuff was country with a heavy bluegrass influence, but more recent titles appear to be tilting more toward current mainstream country.

I'm not a huge country fan, but I like this band, and... free is free. For those uninitiated to the H street corridor, I'll try to do my write-up well in time for the 16th.

Oh Good God

Well apparently since Kevin Costner was sooooooo good at making movies (think: Waterworld, Postman, etc) he's decided to branch out. Yep, that's right, Kevin Costner is going to release a country music album this fall.

I doubt I'll be frantically refreshing iTunes to be among the first to download this one.

Living on a Budget

Whether you're directly affected by the economic slowdown (train wreck) or not, it's still not a bad idea to watch the cash outflow from time to time. In this spirit (as your life concierge is dirt poor right now. come on people, concierges get tips...), I offer some of my lower cost alternatives to common life concierge areas.

1. Vapianos (see review in the post below) - most food items are around ten dollars and the drinks are relatively cheap, but it still has a good vibe.

2. Booeymonger - several locations in the DC area including Georgetown and Friendship Heights. This deli offers great breakfast and good hot and cold deli sandwiches that go beyond tuna salad and turkey. I like the Ace, which is a baguette with turkey, russian dressing, tomato, grilled onions and muenster cheese. They have a good selection of sides, sell beer, and are open late night.

3. Deals at select Clyde's Restaurants - Many Clyde's locations offer a lower-priced menu at the bar during the late afternoon hours, Saturdays at lunch, and all day Sundays. Deals include a 5$ burger, discount wings, salads, and a crabcake sandwich. This is also in effect late night certain days of the week.

Clyde's locations that have raw bars have half-priced times that vary depending on location, but most are in the afternoon and then again late night (Gallery Place is all day on Sundays). Jumbo shrimp are just 1.25 per piece and a dozen oysters are 11.95 during these hours. If you're ever going to get the grand shellfish platter, do so during this time and save yourself 40+ bucks.

Many Clydes locations (most frequently the ones that don't have the raw bars) do half priced wine nights either Sunday or Monday. A bottle of Clyde's House Label on these days will be around 11 bucks (their house cabernet and chardonnay aren't bad), with most of the rest of the wine list also at half off.

Visit clydes.com for more information on all of these deals

4. Movies before noon. Alright, I get that some people think going to movies on a Saturday morning is odd. But get this - its almost never sold out, is never really all that busy, and the tickets are dirt cheap. They vary by location but most AMC theatres offer $5-$6 tickets on all shows before noon. A quiet theatre and a $5 ticket is worth an 11am start time if you ask me.

5. To save on Travel, swallow your fears and use a blind reservation system like Hotwire or Priceline. Hotwire simply gives you the price and a relatively exact neighborhood listing with an accompanying star rating for hotels. Priceline you bid low with those same details, you'll likely get a similar price with each system. As I wrote about last week, there are a lot of deals to be had on hotels right now, it may be worth a shot to stay at a nicer place and pay less money than the listed rack rate at the Holiday Inn. Also if you are familiar with the area you can also get pretty good at guessing the hotels by the star rating and neighborhood.

Be careful if using Priceline to book air travel, and be flexible. The system will book you on any flight between 6a-10p if using the name your price feature, but by far the most common flights awarded on priceline are between 6a-7a, so make sure you can travel early.

As the commercials say, Southwest may not have the lowest fares, but they definately do have the lowest (or no) fees. By the time you factor in priceline's fees, you may be a wash compared to the convenience of choosing your exact flights on Southwest. And Southwest only charges 4$ for drinks versus 6$ on the legacy carriers.

6. Don't be afraid of a little corkage fee. Want to go out to Central but don't have the cash for the wine? Pick up a 10$ bottle at the liquor store and pay the 20$ Central corkage fee - you'll still save around $20 rather than buying at list price in the restaurant. Many DC area restaurants will offer discount corkage nights - for example Dino's in Cleveland Park doesn't charge corkage on Sundays.

7. Private sales - Designers often have private sales that will charge an entry fee but have deeply discounted merchandise. If you're looking for a Furstenberg dress but don't want to sell a kidney, sign up for hautelook.com for more info on these sales.

-Please remember if you're at a location where tipping is appropriate that even though you are paying discount, your servers still need to make rent and tip according to normal full price.